Dadjo

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A smelly old man who thinks he's still cool. Also known as the person who lets you eat cereal for dinner.

"Dadjo, why is my room still a warzone?", 7:00 AM, every day.

"Dadjo, I'm not going to the store with you. I'm too tired.", Said by anyone who has ever been dragged to the store on a Saturday.

"Dadjo, why do you still wear that same shirt from 2003?", Asked by your little brother during a family dinner."

The person who thinks he's the king of the house. Also the one who gives you the worst advice.

"Dadjo, I got a D on my math test.", "That's fine. I got a D when I was your age.", Dadjo, 10:00 PM.

"Dadjo, I'm not dating her.", "You're gonna regret that when you're 40.", Dadjo, 10:01 PM.

"Dadjo, why do you still play video games?", "Because I'm still cool, kid.", Dadjo, 10:02 PM."

The person who lets you eat snacks at 3 AM and then yells at you for being loud.

"Dadjo, can I eat a bag of chips?", "Sure, but don't wake up your mom.", Dadjo, 3:00 AM.

"Dadjo, why are you yelling at the TV?", "That movie is the worst.", Dadjo, 3:05 AM.

"Dadjo, why do you always eat cereal for dinner?", "Because I'm a legend.", Dadjo, 3:10 AM."

The person who thinks he's a rockstar and still wears the same jeans from 1995.

"Dadjo, why are you wearing that same jeans again?", "Because I'm a rockstar, kid.", Dadjo, 9:00 AM.

"Dadjo, I'm going to the concert with my friends.", "You'll regret it when you're 40.", Dadjo, 9:01 AM.

"Dadjo, why do you still sing in the shower?", "Because I'm a rockstar.", Dadjo, 9:02 AM."

The person who thinks he's the best parent ever, even though he lets you eat cereal for dinner.

"Dadjo, why do you let me eat cereal for dinner?", "Because I'm the best parent ever.", Dadjo, 6:00 PM.

"Dadjo, why are you still wearing that same shirt?", "Because I'm the best parent ever.", Dadjo, 6:01 PM.

"Dadjo, I failed my math test.", "That's fine. I failed my math test when I was your age.", Dadjo, 6:02 PM."