Dadjo
The person who thinks he's the king of the house. Also the one who gives you the worst advice.
"Dadjo, I got a D on my math test.", "That's fine. I got a D when I was your age.", Dadjo, 10:00 PM.
"Dadjo, I'm not dating her.", "You're gonna regret that when you're 40.", Dadjo, 10:01 PM.
"Dadjo, why do you still play video games?", "Because I'm still cool, kid.", Dadjo, 10:02 PM."