Dadjo
The person who thinks he's the best parent ever, even though he lets you eat cereal for dinner.
"Dadjo, why do you let me eat cereal for dinner?", "Because I'm the best parent ever.", Dadjo, 6:00 PM.
"Dadjo, why are you still wearing that same shirt?", "Because I'm the best parent ever.", Dadjo, 6:01 PM.
"Dadjo, I failed my math test.", "That's fine. I failed my math test when I was your age.", Dadjo, 6:02 PM."
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