Dadjo
The person who lets you eat snacks at 3 AM and then yells at you for being loud.
"Dadjo, can I eat a bag of chips?", "Sure, but don't wake up your mom.", Dadjo, 3:00 AM.
"Dadjo, why are you yelling at the TV?", "That movie is the worst.", Dadjo, 3:05 AM.
"Dadjo, why do you always eat cereal for dinner?", "Because I'm a legend.", Dadjo, 3:10 AM."