Dadjokeitus
A disease where your brain becomes a parking lot and your dad jokes are just cars trying to find a spot.
He told a joke about pizza and a football. It took 10 minutes and no one got it.
He said, 'I told my wife I was going to the gym. She said, 'You're always going to the gym.' I said, 'Yes, but I'm going today.' She said, 'So was I.'
He tried to explain why the moon is made of cheese. It involved a sock and a very tired astronaut.