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A Batt
A batt is a guy who’s too gay to hide it, and he’s not even trying to be cool about it.
He called me a batt in front of my dad. I’m never speaking to him again.
I told him he was a batt, and he just laughed and said, ‘You’re one too.’
That guy in the class is a batt, and he’s still wearing glitter.
A Batt
A batt is someone who wants a monster cock so bad they’d probably marry a statue if it had a hard-on.
She’s a batt, and she’ll take any cock she can get.
He’s a batt, and he’s already planning his next blowjob.
That guy’s a batt, and he’s got a subscription to ‘Big Cock Monthly.’
A Batt
To batt is to flail around like a drunk chicken on a trampoline, with no sense of direction or dignity.
He was batting around the room like a man who just found out he’s a woman.
She was batting like she was trying to escape a giant fart.
He batts so much, I think he’s trying to become a tornado.
A Batt
A batt is a Welsh person, and they’re just like Paddies, Jocks, and all the other people who think they’re cooler than they actually are.
I told my batt friend he was a disgrace to his people. He just said, ‘Aight batt.’
That batt guy in the bar started a fight over a vowel.
She’s a batt, and she still thinks ‘Aight batt’ is a cool way to say hello.
A Batt
A batt is like your phone battery, but it’s also a way to say you’re a little bit in love or you just want to wank yourself to sleep.
My phone died, and I felt like a batt because I had no power and no life.
I’m a batt, and I’m just wanking to the beat of my own drum.
She’s a batt because she’s in love with her phone and her ex.
A Batt
A batt is like when you’re so turned on you’d probably take a bite out of a stranger just to get some cock.
That girl is a batt, and she’ll take any cock she can get.
He’s a batt, and he’s already thinking about the next time he’s going to wank.
I’m a batt, and I’d rather eat a taco than not get laid.
A Batman’s Wife
A fake angel who hides a devil’s heart and will do anything gross to help Batman.
She dressed up as a giant spider to scare the Joker. He cried. She laughed.
She told the police she had a gun. She didn’t. But she still got a medal.
She kissed Batman in front of the whole city. Then she kicked a thug’s teeth out.
A Batman’s Wife
A girl who acts all pure but will do anything smelly to save Batman’s butt.
She used a toad as a grenade. It exploded in the villain’s face. He screamed like a baby.
She wore a fake beard to sneak into a club. It was gross. But it worked.
She jumped into a pool of sludge to save Batman. He didn’t thank her. He just smelled like a garbage can.
A Batman’s Wife
A holy cow who’s got a mean streak and will do anything rude to make Batman look cool.
She threw a pie in the villain’s face. It was chocolate. He got mad. She got a cookie.
She screamed at the villain so loud, the cops showed up. Batman just smiled.
She wore a helmet made of cheese. It was cheesy. But it worked.
A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk
A huge lumpy piece of shite whose dad wasn’t man enough to take the blame so he kept going on and on about his spunk like it was the last word in the dictionary
My cousin’s a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He’s got more hair than a goat in a sauna.
My teacher said I was a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk because I kept talking about my spunk during math.
My dog’s a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He eats my homework and my spunk.
A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk
A bald-faced liar with a face full of hair who blamed his dad for all his spunk problems
My neighbor is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He blames his dad for why his spunk is so loud.
My brother is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He says his dad’s spunk is louder than a fire truck.
My cat is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He eats my spunk and my dad’s spunk.
A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk
A sweaty, smelly, spunk-filled monster who got his dad’s spunk and kept it all to himself
My mom’s new boyfriend is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He’s got spunk coming out of his ears.
My dog’s friend is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He eats spunk for breakfast.
My uncle is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He’s got more spunk than a spunk factory.
A Basshole
A Basshole is someone who thinks bass fishing is the only thing that matters and acts like the whole world should worship them for it.
I saw a Basshole park his truck in the middle of a lake just to cast a bait in the exact spot he thought was magical.
My uncle is a Basshole. He talks about bass like they’re his ex-wife and his new job.
A Basshole once yelled at a duck for getting in the way of his fish.
A Basshole
A Basshole is a loud, obnoxious kid who thinks his car is a nightclub and the whole neighborhood is the audience.
A Basshole drove through my grandma’s yard at 3 a. m. and left a hole in her rose bush.
My neighbor’s Basshole wakes me up every weekend with his bass-filled car stereo.
I once saw a Basshole park his car on a fire hydrant just to show off his subwoofer.
A Basshole
A Basshole is a person who is so bad at life that they managed to be both a bastard and an asshole at the same time.
My cousin is a Basshole. He’s got the personality of a wet blanket and the luck of a broken toaster.
A Basshole once stole my lunch and then told me I was a ‘weak link.’
The Basshole in my class got in trouble for punching a teacher and then called the principal a ‘dumb billy.’
A Basshole
A Basshole is a person who combines the worst parts of a bastard and an asshole into one unholy mess.
My friend’s dad is a Basshole. He’s got the temper of a dragon and the brains of a turnip.
A Basshole once threw a chair at a pizza delivery guy and then said he ‘had a right to.’
The Basshole in my gym once yelled at the treadmill for not moving fast enough.
A Basshole
A Basshole is a fisherman who thinks he’s invincible and has no idea what ‘no wake’ means or why other people’s boats are not his personal playground.
A Basshole ran over my boat and then told me to ‘get a life.’
The Basshole in our lake club thinks he’s the king of the water and everyone else is just a crowd.
I once saw a Basshole bounce his lead off my boat and then said it was ‘a lucky bounce.’
A Basshole
A Basshole is a 4-year-old with the brain of a rock and the vocabulary of a confused chicken who yells this word at someone who deserves it.
My niece is a Basshole. She once screamed ‘Basshole!’ at the mailman for giving her the wrong letter.
A Basshole yelled ‘Basshole!’ at my dad for making him eat brussels sprouts.
I saw a Basshole scream ‘Basshole!’ at a cow for blocking his view of the sky.
A Basshole
A Basshole is either a fish butt that looks like it was hit by a truck or someone who’s so bad at life they deserve to be one.
The Basshole I caught looked like it had been run over by a bus and then stepped on.
My uncle is a Basshole. He’s got the personality of a fish butt that was thrown in the trash.
I once saw a Basshole on a lake who looked like he’d been stepped on by a cow and then kicked by a donkey.
A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens
a spot where hot gurls flash their snatch and make you want to die of happiness
My cousin went to a Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens and came out screaming about the hot waitress.
I saw a Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens ad and immediately texted my mom: 'I'm gonna die of jealousy.'
My dog ran into a Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens and came out with a broken heart and a new addiction.
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