A Basshole

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A Basshole is someone who thinks bass fishing is the only thing that matters and acts like the whole world should worship them for it.
I saw a Basshole park his truck in the middle of a lake just to cast a bait in the exact spot he thought was magical.
My uncle is a Basshole. He talks about bass like they’re his ex-wife and his new job.
A Basshole once yelled at a duck for getting in the way of his fish.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Basshole is a loud, obnoxious kid who thinks his car is a nightclub and the whole neighborhood is the audience.
A Basshole drove through my grandma’s yard at 3 a. m. and left a hole in her rose bush.
My neighbor’s Basshole wakes me up every weekend with his bass-filled car stereo.
I once saw a Basshole park his car on a fire hydrant just to show off his subwoofer.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Basshole is a person who is so bad at life that they managed to be both a bastard and an asshole at the same time.
My cousin is a Basshole. He’s got the personality of a wet blanket and the luck of a broken toaster.
A Basshole once stole my lunch and then told me I was a ‘weak link.’
The Basshole in my class got in trouble for punching a teacher and then called the principal a ‘dumb billy.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Basshole is a person who combines the worst parts of a bastard and an asshole into one unholy mess.
My friend’s dad is a Basshole. He’s got the temper of a dragon and the brains of a turnip.
A Basshole once threw a chair at a pizza delivery guy and then said he ‘had a right to.’
The Basshole in my gym once yelled at the treadmill for not moving fast enough.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Basshole is a fisherman who thinks he’s invincible and has no idea what ‘no wake’ means or why other people’s boats are not his personal playground.
A Basshole ran over my boat and then told me to ‘get a life.’
The Basshole in our lake club thinks he’s the king of the water and everyone else is just a crowd.
I once saw a Basshole bounce his lead off my boat and then said it was ‘a lucky bounce.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Basshole is a 4-year-old with the brain of a rock and the vocabulary of a confused chicken who yells this word at someone who deserves it.
My niece is a Basshole. She once screamed ‘Basshole!’ at the mailman for giving her the wrong letter.
A Basshole yelled ‘Basshole!’ at my dad for making him eat brussels sprouts.
I saw a Basshole scream ‘Basshole!’ at a cow for blocking his view of the sky.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Basshole is either a fish butt that looks like it was hit by a truck or someone who’s so bad at life they deserve to be one.
The Basshole I caught looked like it had been run over by a bus and then stepped on.
My uncle is a Basshole. He’s got the personality of a fish butt that was thrown in the trash.
I once saw a Basshole on a lake who looked like he’d been stepped on by a cow and then kicked by a donkey.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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