A Basshole
A Basshole is a person who is so bad at life that they managed to be both a bastard and an asshole at the same time.
My cousin is a Basshole. He’s got the personality of a wet blanket and the luck of a broken toaster.
A Basshole once stole my lunch and then told me I was a ‘weak link.’
The Basshole in my class got in trouble for punching a teacher and then called the principal a ‘dumb billy.’