Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A batt is like a big fat joint that you smoke until you’re too high to care about your life.

My batt was so good I forgot my mom’s birthday.

That spliff was a batt, and I inhaled like it was my last day on Earth.

He brought a batt to the party and now we’re all too stoned to leave.

2

A batt is a guy who’s too gay to hide it, and he’s not even trying to be cool about it.

He called me a batt in front of my dad. I’m never speaking to him again.

I told him he was a batt, and he just laughed and said, ‘You’re one too.’

That guy in the class is a batt, and he’s still wearing glitter.

3

A batt is someone who wants a monster cock so bad they’d probably marry a statue if it had a hard-on.

She’s a batt, and she’ll take any cock she can get.

He’s a batt, and he’s already planning his next blowjob.

That guy’s a batt, and he’s got a subscription to ‘Big Cock Monthly.’

4

To batt is to flail around like a drunk chicken on a trampoline, with no sense of direction or dignity.

He was batting around the room like a man who just found out he’s a woman.

She was batting like she was trying to escape a giant fart.

He batts so much, I think he’s trying to become a tornado.

5

A batt is a Welsh person, and they’re just like Paddies, Jocks, and all the other people who think they’re cooler than they actually are.

I told my batt friend he was a disgrace to his people. He just said, ‘Aight batt.’

That batt guy in the bar started a fight over a vowel.

She’s a batt, and she still thinks ‘Aight batt’ is a cool way to say hello.

6

A batt is like your phone battery, but it’s also a way to say you’re a little bit in love or you just want to wank yourself to sleep.

My phone died, and I felt like a batt because I had no power and no life.

I’m a batt, and I’m just wanking to the beat of my own drum.

She’s a batt because she’s in love with her phone and her ex.

7

A batt is like when you’re so turned on you’d probably take a bite out of a stranger just to get some cock.

That girl is a batt, and she’ll take any cock she can get.

He’s a batt, and he’s already thinking about the next time he’s going to wank.

I’m a batt, and I’d rather eat a taco than not get laid.