A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk
A bald-faced liar with a face full of hair who blamed his dad for all his spunk problems
My neighbor is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He blames his dad for why his spunk is so loud.
My brother is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He says his dad’s spunk is louder than a fire truck.
My cat is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He eats my spunk and my dad’s spunk.