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A Blue One
A blue one is like a hundred dollars, but it’s more like a promise that you’ll never get rich
"I got a blue one from my dad, but I still can’t afford my phone bill."
"She said, ‘This is a blue one,’ and I knew I was doomed."
"He gave me a blue one and said, ‘This is all you’ll ever get.’ I didn’t believe him at first."
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A Blue Carrot
Putting a ring on a hard cock to stop the blood from flowing out. This keeps it hard for a long time, but it turns blue from the pressure. It’s like a cock version of a blueberry.
My guy tried a blue carrot and his cock looked like a bruised plum. He said it was worth it.
She told him to try a blue carrot before their date. He came in with a blue cock and a smile.
He used a blue carrot for a whole night. His cock was blue the next day. He looked like a sea creature.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blue Carrot
Putting a ring on a hard penis to keep it from getting soft. It works, but it turns blue. Some people say it looks like a cock that’s been hit by a truck.
He told his friend he used a blue carrot and his cock turned blue. His friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.
She used a blue carrot during a date. He said it was the most intense thing he ever felt. And it turned blue.
He used a blue carrot and it looked like his cock was on fire. Blue fire.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blue Carrot
Using a ring to trap blood in a hard penis. It stays hard, but it turns blue. Some say it looks like a cock that’s been frozen and thawed.
He used a blue carrot and his cock turned blue. His girlfriend said it looked like a cock made of Jell-O.
He tried a blue carrot and it turned blue. His friend said it looked like a cock that was hit by a car.
He used a blue carrot and his cock turned blue. He said it was like having a cock made of ice.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blossom
A Blossom is a hot girl who’ll rip your heart out and stomp on it for fun. She’s got a great past and will take you out for a wild ride, but be warned, she’s got a mean streak.
My ex was a Blossom. She broke my heart and laughed about it.
That girl is a Blossom. She’s got a past that’s wild and a heart that’s got claws.
He dated a Blossom. Now he’s crying in a bathroom.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blossom
To blossom is to shove Diet Coke and Mentos into a girl’s twat. It causes a soda geyser that shoots out her vagina and makes her reproductive system scream in pain.
I blossomed my cousin and she got soda all over her pants.
He tried to blossom me. I threw a soda can at his head.
My sister blossomed her crush and now they’re both in the ER.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blossom
A Blossom is a total beast. She’s got a body that looks like a dream, a laugh that cracks you up, and a mouth that roasts you harder than your mom.
That girl is a Blossom. She roasted me so bad I cried.
She’s a Blossom. I’ve never seen a girl dance so good.
My friend’s a Blossom. She’s got the best laugh and the hottest body.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blossom
Blossom is a perfect mix of hot, smart, and wild. She’s got a face like a goddess and a body that makes your mouth drop. She’ll be your best friend, your girlfriend, and your future wife.
My friend’s a Blossom. She’s got the face of a goddess and a body that’s goals.
She’s a Blossom. She’s smart, hot, and wild all at once.
He dated a Blossom. Now he’s her husband.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blossom
Blossom is the leader of the Powerpuff Girls. She’s the toughest and nicest of the bunch. She’s got a red bow and a face that says, ‘I will kick your ass.’
Blossom is the leader. She’s got a red bow and a face that says, ‘I will kick your ass.’
That girl is like Blossom from the Powerpuff Girls. She’s tough and nice.
He loves Blossom. She’s like the leader of the Powerpuff Girls.
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A Blossom
A Blossom is someone who got so much anal fisting that their guts came out of their butt. It’s the most extreme form of perversion.
That girl is a Blossom. Her guts came out of her butt.
He’s a Blossom. He got so much anal fisting he looks like a monster.
My friend is a Blossom. She’s got guts hanging out of her butt.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blossom
A Blossom is a girl who’s got the best hair, the best body, and the best laugh. She’ll stick with you through anything, and she’s got a heart of gold.
That girl is a Blossom. She’s got the best hair and laugh.
He’s with a Blossom. She’s got the best body and heart.
My friend’s a Blossom. She’s got the best laugh and heart.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s trying their hardest to keep things from falling apart, even when everything is going to hell.
My mom is a blooming weed. She’s been working three jobs since 2015 and still manages to cook me breakfast.
This laptop is a blooming weed. It’s been crashing for a year, and it still hasn’t given up.
My dog is a blooming weed. He ate my homework, my shoes, and my best friend’s cat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A thing or person that’s barely holding on, but still trying to make it through the day.
My brother is a blooming weed. He’s been sick for a week and still showed up to my birthday party.
This pizza is a blooming weed. It was cold, soggy, and had pepperoni on it.
My teacher is a blooming weed. She gave me a pop quiz the day after I had surgery.
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A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s getting by with duct tape, willpower, and a lot of swearing.
My dad is a blooming weed. He fixed the roof with a ladder, a hammer, and a curse.
This car is a blooming weed. It’s been making weird noises for months and still won’t stop.
My friend is a blooming weed. She passed her test with a broken leg and a bad haircut.
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A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s not perfect, but still tries their best even when everything is going to sh*t.
My sister is a blooming weed. She failed her math test but still helped me with mine.
This phone is a blooming weed. It dropped in the toilet and still works.
My cat is a blooming weed. It knocked over my cereal and still wants to be petted.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s got no luck, but still won’t quit.
My neighbor is a blooming weed. He lost his job, his dog, and his sanity, but he still smiles.
This printer is a blooming weed. It printed my essay backwards and still kept going.
My brother is a blooming weed. He got into a fight with a chicken and still won.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bloody Throne
When your period decides to have a bloodbath on your pants and you’re stuck in a chair like it’s your punishment
I sat down at the mall food court and my chair looked like a crime scene.
My period leaked through my pants and my chair was drenched in red.
I tried to hide my leaky pad, but the chair was the first to know.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bloody Throne
Your menstrual blood turns the chair into a murder scene and you’re the only witness
I walked into the library and my chair had a pool of blood on it.
My pad leaked so bad the chair looked like it was bleeding.
I tried to sit down and my chair had a red puddle on it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bloody Throne
Your pad leaks so much your chair gets a blood bath and you're stuck with the mess
I sat on the bus and my chair looked like it had been hit by a blood truck.
My chair was soaked in blood and I had no idea why.
I sat down and my chair was drenched in red like I was a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blood Red Sky
A Blood Red Sky is a bunch of losers from Maryland who think they're cool. They're like the leftovers from another band, and they're all full of themselves.
"ABRS is the worst band ever, and Mikey's voice sounds like a dying goat." - @TrashyFan99
"I tried to listen to ABRS and I had to turn it off. My ears are now dead." - @DontJudgeMe123
"ABRS is like a bad dream that won't stop." - @BandHater2000
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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