A Blue Carrot
Putting a ring on a hard penis to keep it from getting soft. It works, but it turns blue. Some people say it looks like a cock that’s been hit by a truck.
He told his friend he used a blue carrot and his cock turned blue. His friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.
She used a blue carrot during a date. He said it was the most intense thing he ever felt. And it turned blue.
He used a blue carrot and it looked like his cock was on fire. Blue fire.