Discover Slang

A BUTT!
A nickname that means you're totally in love. But if a guy uses it on someone else, he’s a total faggot.
My girlfriend called me a butt butt and I felt like the luckiest person ever!
My friend called his crush a butt butt and got a standing ovation.
My brother called me a butt butt and I told him to shut up.
A BUTT!
A cigarette that’s stuck up your butt and you’re smoking it like it’s your life’s mission.
I had a butt butt and it smelled like my brother’s gym socks.
My friend’s butt butt made him sneeze like a dragon.
My mom’s butt butt was so bad it woke up the whole neighborhood.
A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW
A bunch of chaos in your private garden, like your old stuff is getting tossed out and your life is getting a major facelift, or maybe you’re just getting your period and it’s like a royal mess.
My mom said my room was a bustle in my hedgerow. I said, ‘You’ve never seen a disaster zone.’
My crush said my hair was a bustle in my hedgerow. I said, ‘You mean you like me?’
My dog ate my homework and my life. That’s a bustle in my hedgerow.
A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW
Your private bush is getting all stirred up, like someone’s giving you a hard-on or you’re about to get laid.
My dad said my sister’s a bustle in her hedgerow. I said, ‘She’s just got a new boyfriend.’
My teacher said my crush was a bustle in his hedgerow. I said, ‘He’s just got a hard-on for you.’
My dog’s been sniffing me like I’m a bustle in my hedgerow. He’s got a new obsession.
A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW
A farty wind in your private area, like you’re about to let one rip and it’s going to make everyone in the room regret their life choices.
My sister’s a bustle in her hedgerow. I said, ‘You’re about to let one rip.’ She said, ‘I’m not going to let one rip.’
My dog’s a bustle in his hedgerow. I said, ‘He’s about to let one rip in the middle of the park.’
My teacher said my life was a bustle in my hedgerow. I said, ‘That’s not a fanny fart. That’s a full-blown explosion.’
A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW
The backwards version of a famous song line, like someone took a magic marker and wrote the worst thing ever on a toilet paper roll.
My sister said ‘A bustle in your hedgerow’ was just someone’s bad magic marker skills. I said, ‘You’re just mad it’s not your favorite song.’
My teacher said the line was just a messed-up backwards version of a song. I said, ‘You’re just mad it’s not your favorite class.’
My dog said ‘A bustle in your hedgerow’ was just a bad fart. I said, ‘You’re just mad it’s not your favorite sound.’
A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW
Ken Di Cosmo gave the best explanation of all time, like he was a genius who had a secret life as a royal cleaner.
My teacher said Ken Di Cosmo was a genius. I said, ‘He’s just got a secret life as a royal cleaner.’
My dog said Ken Di Cosmo was a genius. I said, ‘He’s just got a secret life as a royal cleaner.’
My sister said Ken Di Cosmo was a genius. I said, ‘He’s just got a secret life as a royal cleaner.’
A BULLSHIT
A total mess of fake stuff that makes no sense and is just plain stupid.
My math teacher said the test was easy, but it was full of bullshit.
He told me he had a dog, but it turned out he had a raccoon. Pure bullshit.
She said she'd finish the project by Friday. Now it's Monday and there's still no work. Classic bullshit.
A BULLSHIT
When someone tells a load of fake stuff or does something so dumb it’s not even funny anymore.
He said he could fix the car in 10 minutes. Now it's been a week and it still doesn’t work. Total bullshit.
My mom said she’d clean the house, but she just sat on the couch eating chips. Bullshit.
He told me he had a million dollars. I believe him now. Total bullshit.
A BULLSHIT
When someone is lazy, doesn't care, and lies just because they can.
He said he’d come to the party, but he didn’t even show up. Lazy bullshit.
She said she was going to study, but she was on TikTok the whole time. That’s just plain bullshit.
He promised he’d do the work, but now he’s crying in the corner. That’s the kind of bullshit that makes me want to throw things.
A BULLSHIT
The worst kind of fake stuff, like when everything is going wrong and no one can fix it.
This week has been the worst kind of bullshit. My dog ran away, my math test was hard, and my brother ate my lunch.
This is the kind of bullshit that makes you want to scream into a pillow.
I had the worst kind of bullshit today. My teacher yelled at me, my phone died, and my mom said I couldn’t have pizza.
A BULLSHIT
When someone lies all the time, just to look cool or impress people, even if they don’t need to.
He says he’s rich just so people will think he’s cool. Total bullshit.
She says she’s the best at everything, even though she failed the test. Total bullshit.
He told me he had a supercar. I believe him now. Total bullshit.
A BULLSHIT
Total fake stuff that makes you want to rip your hair out because it’s so pointless.
This essay is full of bullshit. He wrote about a pencil for 10 pages. What even is this?
My teacher said I had to write an essay about the moon landing, but I just wrote about my dog. Total bullshit.
He wrote a whole essay about a sock. That’s just plain bullshit.
A BULLSHIT
When someone uses a tiny piece of useless information to write a whole essay, even though it doesn’t make sense.
He wrote an essay about how the sky is blue just because he saw a cloud once. That’s called bullshit writing.
She wrote a whole essay about a single sock. That’s the kind of bullshit that makes me want to cry.
He used the color of a pencil to explain the entire universe. That’s the worst kind of bullshit writing.
A BTS hit
A song that tops the charts but is so bland it makes your brain fall asleep.
This song is so boring I could eat my feelings and still be full.
I heard this song and instantly regretted everything.
It’s like listening to a toaster sing a lullaby.
A BTS hit
A hit that's more like a slap in the face with a wet sock.
This song is so bad it should be exiled to the moon.
I feel like I've been punched by a disco ball.
I can't stand this song, it's like a bad dream with a beat.
A BTS hit
A hit that's so forgettable, it’s like it never existed.
This song is like a ghost, it just fades away.
I listened to this song once and forgot it instantly.
I don’t even remember this song anymore, and I’m still mad about it.
A BRO WHO IS FUCKED
Tell your bro to go die in a ditch and play fortnight till his fingers fall off
My bro is fucked, I told him to go die and play fortnight
Bro is fucked, I told him to go play fortnight until he gets a second job
He’s so fucked I told him to play fortnight and forget his mom’s birthday
A BRO WHO IS FUCKED
If your bro is fucked, tell him to play fortnight and forget he ever had a brain
Bro is fucked, I told him to play fortnight and forget his brain ever existed
My bro is so fucked I told him to play fortnight and forget his ex
He’s so fucked I told him to play fortnight and forget he has a life
A BRO WHO IS FUCKED
If your bro is fucked, just tell him to play fortnight and never come back
My bro is fucked, so I told him to play fortnight and never come back
He’s so messed up I told him to play fortnight and never speak to me again
Bro is completely fucked, I told him to play fortnight and forget this ever happened
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