A BULLSHIT

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A total mess of fake stuff that makes no sense and is just plain stupid.

My math teacher said the test was easy, but it was full of bullshit.

He told me he had a dog, but it turned out he had a raccoon. Pure bullshit.

She said she'd finish the project by Friday. Now it's Monday and there's still no work. Classic bullshit.

When someone tells a load of fake stuff or does something so dumb it’s not even funny anymore.

He said he could fix the car in 10 minutes. Now it's been a week and it still doesn’t work. Total bullshit.

My mom said she’d clean the house, but she just sat on the couch eating chips. Bullshit.

He told me he had a million dollars. I believe him now. Total bullshit.

When someone is lazy, doesn't care, and lies just because they can.

He said he’d come to the party, but he didn’t even show up. Lazy bullshit.

She said she was going to study, but she was on TikTok the whole time. That’s just plain bullshit.

He promised he’d do the work, but now he’s crying in the corner. That’s the kind of bullshit that makes me want to throw things.

The worst kind of fake stuff, like when everything is going wrong and no one can fix it.

This week has been the worst kind of bullshit. My dog ran away, my math test was hard, and my brother ate my lunch.

This is the kind of bullshit that makes you want to scream into a pillow.

I had the worst kind of bullshit today. My teacher yelled at me, my phone died, and my mom said I couldn’t have pizza.

When someone lies all the time, just to look cool or impress people, even if they don’t need to.

He says he’s rich just so people will think he’s cool. Total bullshit.

She says she’s the best at everything, even though she failed the test. Total bullshit.

He told me he had a supercar. I believe him now. Total bullshit.

Total fake stuff that makes you want to rip your hair out because it’s so pointless.

This essay is full of bullshit. He wrote about a pencil for 10 pages. What even is this?

My teacher said I had to write an essay about the moon landing, but I just wrote about my dog. Total bullshit.

He wrote a whole essay about a sock. That’s just plain bullshit.

When someone uses a tiny piece of useless information to write a whole essay, even though it doesn’t make sense.

He wrote an essay about how the sky is blue just because he saw a cloud once. That’s called bullshit writing.

She wrote a whole essay about a single sock. That’s the kind of bullshit that makes me want to cry.

He used the color of a pencil to explain the entire universe. That’s the worst kind of bullshit writing.