A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW - Your private bush is getting all stirred up, like someone’s

Your private bush is getting all stirred up, like someone’s giving you a hard-on or you’re about to get laid.

My dad said my sister’s a bustle in her hedgerow. I said, ‘She’s just got a new boyfriend.’

My teacher said my crush was a bustle in his hedgerow. I said, ‘He’s just got a hard-on for you.’

My dog’s been sniffing me like I’m a bustle in my hedgerow. He’s got a new obsession.