A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk
A huge lumpy piece of shite whose dad wasn’t man enough to take the blame so he kept going on and on about his spunk like it was the last word in the dictionary
My cousin’s a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He’s got more hair than a goat in a sauna.
My teacher said I was a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk because I kept talking about my spunk during math.
My dog’s a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He eats my homework and my spunk.