Discover Slang

A Blob
A blob is a British way to say a condom, like it's the most embarrassing thing ever.
He had to use a blob in front of his whole class. Never again.
Blob? That's the worst name for a condom.
My friend got a blob from his cousin. He's still mad about it.
A Blob
A blob is when a girl is on her period and it's like a warzone in her pants.
Blob day at school is like a battle. Everyone knows it.
She's got a blob and it's not pretty. Don't even ask.
Blob is real. And it's not fun.
A Blob
A blob is when you make a bunch of soldiers in a game and they all run at once like a stupid mob.
I tried to blob my enemies in the game. They just laughed at me.
Blob attack! I lost the match because of it.
Blob is just a stupid strategy. I hate it.
A Blob
A blob is a big, fat guy named Bob. He eats too much and doesn't move.
Blob Bob just ate a whole pizza. He's going to explode.
That blob in the gym is like a walking meatball.
Blob Bob doesn't even know how to dance. It's sad.
A Blob
A blob is the last guy you want to sleep with when you're too tired to care.
Blob is the last guy I want. He smells like old pizza.
Blob just showed up and I had to sleep with him. Not cool.
Blob is the worst. I barely survived the night.
A Bloated Pussy
A meaty mess that can't take a punch and looks like it's about to cry.
My aunt after she ate three pies and tried to fight me.
The guy at the gym who couldn't do one squat.
My mom when she saw my report card.
A Bloated Pussy
A woman's crotch so big it looks like it's holding a whole sandwich.
My cousin's face after she ate a whole pizza.
My neighbor's dog after it ate a sock.
My sister's butt after she sat on a chair for a day.
A Blizarre Mod Remastered
A game that makes you yell at your screen because you need a million rare items to win, and the drama between AUU is so bad it’s gonna make your Netflix subscription worth it.
I just spent 20 minutes yelling at my phone because I got a lousy drop rate again.
AUU fighting on Discord is worse than my mom’s screaming during the holidays.
I’m gonna cancel my Netflix if this drama doesn’t end soon.
A Blizarre Mod Remastered
A game that’s like being stuck in a never-ending loot box, and the AUU drama is so loud it might break your eardrums.
I opened 50 loot boxes and got nothing but trash. I’m gonna cry.
AUU arguing is louder than my brother’s car alarm.
This game is making me lose my mind and my patience.
A Blizarre Mod Remastered
A game that’s so broken you need a PhD in luck to beat it, and AUU drama is like a side dish of chaos.
I got 1 good drop in 100 tries. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.
AUU drama is worse than my math test.
This game is like a cursed version of my life.
A Blizarre Mod Remastered
A game that makes you want to throw your controller out the window because you’re too broke to buy all the items, and AUU drama is like a never-ending soap opera.
I dropped $50 on this game and still got nothing good. I’m gonna quit.
AUU drama is longer than my lunch break.
This game is like a soap opera and a loot box combined.
A Blizarre Mod Remastered
A game that’s like being tortured by random drops and AUU drama that’s so bad it might be the next big Netflix hit.
I got tortured by a 1% drop rate. I’m not even alive anymore.
AUU drama is better than my teacher’s rants.
This game is like a Netflix show and a nightmare.
A Bliss-Kiss
A Bliss-Kiss is when you wake up hungover and realize you kissed someone you barely know because you were too drunk to think straight.
I woke up next to a guy who smelled like cheap whiskey and said he was my 'Bliss-Kiss.' I don't even know who he is.
Bliss-Kiss? I had three drinks and a conversation with a wall. That’s not a kiss, that’s a mistake.
My friend told me she got a Bliss-Kiss. I asked what that was. She said it’s when you kiss someone and then forget their name the next day.
A Bliss-Kiss
A Bliss-Kiss is like the worst first date ever, but you had sex and then forgot it happened.
I had a Bliss-Kiss and now I can’t remember if I had pizza or tacos last night. I’m confused.
My Bliss-Kiss was so bad, I ended up in the hospital. Not because of the kiss, but because of the hangover.
My Bliss-Kiss was with a guy who said he was a vampire. I believed him. That’s how bad it was.
A Bliss-Kiss
A Bliss-Kiss is when you think you’re in love, but it’s just the alcohol talking.
I thought I was in love. Turns out it was just a Bliss-Kiss and a bottle of rum.
My Bliss-Kiss was so bad, I had to take a taxi home because I couldn’t walk straight.
I got a Bliss-Kiss, and now I have a tattoo that says 'I love Bliss.' I regret it.
A Bliss-Kiss
A Bliss-Kiss is when you kiss someone and then spend the next day wondering why you did it.
I had a Bliss-Kiss and now I’m wondering if I should go back to my ex.
My Bliss-Kiss was with a guy who tried to sing. It was like being tortured.
I had a Bliss-Kiss, and it lasted five minutes. Now I have to deal with the aftermath.
A Bliss-Kiss
A Bliss-Kiss is when you kiss someone and then immediately regret it, but you can’t stop because you’re too drunk to care.
I kissed someone, then immediately regretted it, but I was too drunk to stop. That’s a Bliss-Kiss.
My Bliss-Kiss was like a bad movie. I didn’t want to watch it, but I couldn’t look away.
I had a Bliss-Kiss, and now I’m stuck with a guy who thinks he’s a rock star.
A Bliss-Kiss
A Bliss-Kiss is when you think you’re in love, but you’re actually just drunk and confused.
I thought I was in love. Turns out I was just drunk and confused. That’s a Bliss-Kiss.
My Bliss-Kiss was so bad, I had to take a nap in the middle of the night.
I had a Bliss-Kiss, and now I can’t remember if I had coffee or vodka last night.
A Blevinator
A total monster of a kid who doesn't care about anything and will punch your lights out if you even look at him wrong. He’s like the real-life version of a middle finger.
"I don't care if you failed math 10 times, I'm still gonna kick your ass," said the Blevinator.
"He showed up to the fight with a mop and a death wish," said the principal.
The Blevinator walked into the cafeteria and immediately started a food fight with the lunch ladies.
A Blevinator
A swear word you can use when you're so angry you want to scream. It's like a more aggressive version of 'damn.' You can even say 'Blevins my life' when your day is a total disaster.
"Blevins! My mom just yelled at me for eating my brother's homework!" said the kid in the back of the bus.
"I spilled my coffee and my kid is crying," said the dad at the grocery store.
When the printer broke and the teacher didn’t care, I just said, 'Blevins!'
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