Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A blob is a girl who just shows up and does nothing but take up space. She's not smart, not pretty, and doesn't even try. She's like the background noise of the school.

That blob in my math class doesn't even know what a fraction is.

Why is that blob still in the group chat? She hasn't said anything in weeks.

Blob just walked in and no one noticed. Classic.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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When a girl is on the blob, it means her period is making her life a mess and she's too tired to care.

Blob hit me like a freight train yesterday. I couldn't even walk to lunch.

She's on the blob again. Her mood is worse than my math test.

Blob is real. And it's not pretty.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A blob is a British way to say a condom, like it's the most embarrassing thing ever.

He had to use a blob in front of his whole class. Never again.

Blob? That's the worst name for a condom.

My friend got a blob from his cousin. He's still mad about it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A blob is when a girl is on her period and it's like a warzone in her pants.

Blob day at school is like a battle. Everyone knows it.

She's got a blob and it's not pretty. Don't even ask.

Blob is real. And it's not fun.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A blob is when you make a bunch of soldiers in a game and they all run at once like a stupid mob.

I tried to blob my enemies in the game. They just laughed at me.

Blob attack! I lost the match because of it.

Blob is just a stupid strategy. I hate it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A blob is a big, fat guy named Bob. He eats too much and doesn't move.

Blob Bob just ate a whole pizza. He's going to explode.

That blob in the gym is like a walking meatball.

Blob Bob doesn't even know how to dance. It's sad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A blob is the last guy you want to sleep with when you're too tired to care.

Blob is the last guy I want. He smells like old pizza.

Blob just showed up and I had to sleep with him. Not cool.

Blob is the worst. I barely survived the night.

by Slangipedia 16d ago