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Daddy faaris
Faaris is like the guy who makes your junk tingle and your snatch drip just by touching you. If you have a dap, it’s like getting a free cumshot.
He touched me and I leaked in my pants like a baby.
Dap from Faaris and I had to leave class because I was too busy cumming.
I got a dap and my snatch started dripping like a broken faucet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy faaris
Daddy Faaris is the type of guy who makes your cock twitch and your snatch gush just by saying hi. If you get a dap, it’s like getting a cumshot for free.
He said hi and I had to sit down because my cock was twitching like a madman.
Dap from Faaris and I cummed in my lunch like it was a buffet.
Just saw Faaris and my snatch started gushing like it had a leak.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy emmy
A faggy pastor who cries at art shows and calls you 'son' like you're his new toy
Daddy emmy just got kicked out of the museum for sniffing the Mona Lisa's hair
He tried to bless my PS5 and it exploded
He texted me 'Dear son, your sins are heavy' and attached a photo of him crying in front of a dinosaur
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy emmy
A holy man who thinks he's a rock star and can't stop singing hymns in the shower
Daddy emmy serenaded the entire church with 'Let it go' during communion
He tried to exorcise my dog and it just ate his hat
He posted a TikTok of him doing the conga in the church parking lot
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy emmy
A gay priest who thinks he's a superhero and can't stop saving people from their own dumb choices
Daddy emmy tried to save my mom from her third divorce by giving her a holy handshake
He ran into the street to save a pigeon from a car and got hit by a bus
He told my brother he was 'chosen' and now he wears a cape to school
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy eckler
the guy with the biggest pecker ever. he walks like he owns the street and eats bugs like they're snacks. he's a real man, no fake stuff.
Daddy Eckler just ate a whole grasshopper and said it was a snack. I'm scared of him now.
He walked past me and his nuts dragged on the ground. I almost tripped.
He told me he eats worms for breakfast. I believe him because he's Daddy Eckler.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy eckler
the most manly man on earth. his penis is so big it could be a door. he eats bugs for fun and walks like he's king of the world.
Daddy Eckler walked into the store and the whole place went silent. He ate a worm and left.
He said he eats grasshoppers for dinner. I asked if he had a second dinner. He said yes.
I tried to walk past him, but his nuts dragged on the floor. I stepped on one and it hurt.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy eckler
the guy with the biggest cock. he eats bugs like they're candy. he walks like he's the boss and his nuts drag on the ground.
Daddy Eckler just ate a grasshopper and said it was the best snack ever. I'm jealous.
He walked by me and his nuts dragged on the floor. I think I stepped on one.
He told me he eats worms for breakfast. I believe him because he's the king of all men.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy dunkin
When a man is telling a woman he's going to chow down on her snatch like it's a free buffet
'Daddy dunkin' tonight, baby, I'm bringing the whole menu.'
'He said he's gonna daddy dunkin' me in front of my sister.'
'I'm not leaving until you let me daddy dunkin' you.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy dunkin
A guy bragging he's gonna take a woman's privates and make them his new snack
'I'm gonna daddy dunkin' her so hard, she'll be dizzy.'
'He started talking about daddy dunkin' me during lunch.'
'She texted me, 'Don't forget to daddy dunkin' me later.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy dunkin
When a man says he's going to eat a woman's snatch like it's a free pizza
'He said he's gonna daddy dunkin' me and not leave a single piece.'
'I heard her whispering, 'Please daddy dunkin' me.'
'He started daddy dunkin' me in the middle of the grocery store.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy double fisting
Daddy double fisting is when a dad has a beer in one hand and a sippy cup or a juice box in the other, like he’s trying to be cool but still needs a snack.
My dad drinks a beer and sips from a sippy cup like it’s a big deal.
Dad had a beer in one hand and a juice box in the other. He looked like a king.
My dad double fisted while watching cartoons. He was the most proud man I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy double fisting
Daddy double fisting is when a dad grabs a beer and a bottle or a sippy cup, because he’s too lazy to stop drinking but still needs to feed the kids.
Dad had a beer and a bottle. He said, 'I’m feeding you and myself.'
He had a beer in one hand and a sippy cup in the other. He was like, 'This is how I do it.'
Dad had a beer and a juice box. He said, 'This is how you survive parenthood.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy double fisting
Daddy double fisting is when a dad drinks a beer and also drinks from a sippy cup or a juice box, like he’s trying to be a man but still needs a snack.
Dad had a beer and a sippy cup. He said, 'I’m a man, but I also need juice.'
He drank a beer and a juice box at the same time. I was impressed.
Dad had a beer in one hand and a bottle in the other. He was the king of the house.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy dora
The guy who knocked up Dora while she was still dating Boots and Diago who probably got her pregnant on purpose just to mess with them
Daddy Dora? Bro I was there I saw the whole thing he was like 'I'm gonna make her choose' and then he knocked her up
Daddy Dora is a legend he got Dora pregnant while she was still dating two guys and now they're all confused
Dora's like 'I thought I was gonna be with Boots and Diago' and then Daddy Dora walks in like 'Oh I'm here to ruin your life'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy dora
The man who got Dora pregnant while she was still dating Boots and Diago and now he's like the king of chaos
Dora's got a baby and she was still dating Boots and Diago who didn't even know what hit them
Daddy Dora is the king of chaos he got her pregnant and now they're all confused
Dora was like 'I'm gonna be with Boots and Diago' and then Daddy Dora shows up with a baby and a smirk
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy dora
The guy who knocked up Dora while she was still dating Boots and Diago and now he's the most annoying person in the whole show
Dora's got a baby and she was still dating Boots and Diago who are like 'what even is happening'
Daddy Dora is the most annoying person on the show he got her pregnant and now he won't shut up about it
Dora was dating two guys and then Daddy Dora showed up and got her pregnant and now they're all mad
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy donated a building
Why some rich jerks get into fancy schools even if they're total morons
My cousin got into Harvard because his dad built a library. He failed algebra.
That guy got into Yale just because his dad paid for the whole school. He can't spell 'academy.'
Daddy donated a building, so she got into Columbia. She cried when she failed math.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy donated a building
How some people get into college just because their dad threw money at the school
His dad built a gym at the school. He got in even though he couldn't read.
She got into Princeton because her dad paid for the whole school. She got a D in history.
Daddy donated a building, so he got into Yale. He flunked every class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy donated a building
Why some kids get into top schools even though they're total dummies
He got into Stanford because his dad built a building. He got a C in science.
She got into Harvard just because her dad donated a building. She failed English.
Daddy paid for the school, so he got into MIT. He can't do long division.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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