Daddy eckler
the guy with the biggest cock. he eats bugs like they're candy. he walks like he's the boss and his nuts drag on the ground.
Daddy Eckler just ate a grasshopper and said it was the best snack ever. I'm jealous.
He walked by me and his nuts dragged on the floor. I think I stepped on one.
He told me he eats worms for breakfast. I believe him because he's the king of all men.