Daddy eckler
the most manly man on earth. his penis is so big it could be a door. he eats bugs for fun and walks like he's king of the world.
Daddy Eckler walked into the store and the whole place went silent. He ate a worm and left.
He said he eats grasshoppers for dinner. I asked if he had a second dinner. He said yes.
I tried to walk past him, but his nuts dragged on the floor. I stepped on one and it hurt.