Discover Slang

Slang Finder
A Blevinator
When you're getting a blow job and you also take a huge dump at the same time. It usually happens when you're drunk and it's the weekend.
"I got a blow job and pooped my pants at the same time," said the guy at the bar.
She was getting a blow job from her boyfriend and then passed out in a pool.
He said, 'I got a blow job and pooped in my pants, and I didn't even care!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blevinator
The guy who made 9/11 happen. He’s the reason you have to wear pants and eat breakfast.
"He was the one who made 9/11 happen," said the history teacher.
He said, 'I did 9/11 and I still eat breakfast.'
He walked into the classroom and said, 'I made 9/11 and I still do karate.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blevinator
A total drama queen who bans people for making ligma jokes and then proceeds to make fun of kids and bully them. He’s also good at Fortnite, which is why everyone still likes him.
"I banned you for making a ligma joke," said the drama queen.
He bullied a kid for no reason and then said, 'I'm the best at Fortnite.'
He said, 'I don’t care if you make fun of me, I’m still the best at Fortnite!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blind Sniper
A Blind Sniper is a total beast at shooting or gaming who doesn't need eyes to kill you
I shot 50 targets blindfolded and still won the tournament
He played Fortnite with his eyes closed and destroyed me
I didn't even see the bullet and still got hit
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blind Sniper
When a guy cums and then stands six feet back like a total idiot and tries to shoot you in the face
He came and then shot me in the face from six feet away
He cummed and then tried to look cool while shooting me
He was too busy cumming to aim properly
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bleeding Dick
Suck my bleeding dick is when someone grabs you by the balls, yanks your pants down, slices your dick open like a hot dog, and then goes to town with their mouth like they’re eating a pizza.
My cousin tried to suck my bleeding dick during the school talent show. He got expelled and I got a scar.
My neighbor’s dog tried to suck my bleeding dick. I had to kick it out of my house.
During the zombie apocalypse, a zombie tried to suck my bleeding dick. I survived, but I’m still sore.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bleeding Dick
The thing that’s Billy gives his dad is the tiny, shriveled piece of meat that Billy gave to his dad after he lost a bet and had to give him his own junk.
Billy gave his dad the thing that’s Billy gives his dad. His dad cried like a baby.
At the family reunion, Billy pulled out the thing that’s Billy gives his dad and everyone laughed.
Billy’s dad took the thing that’s Billy gives his dad and used it as a cheese grater.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blanketing of Hugs
Getting crushed by a bunch of people hugging you at the same time like you’re the center of a hug meatball sub
At the family reunion, my cousin and her three kids all tackled me at once. I felt like a human burrito.
During the group hug at the party, I was like a meatball in a hug sub, squished between six people.
My friends all jumped on me at once during the surprise party. I couldn’t breathe, but I was happy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blanketing of Hugs
Getting hugged by someone taller than you so hard you think they’re trying to stuff you into a hug vacuum
My dad hugged me so tight during the holidays, I felt like I was being sucked into a hug vacuum.
When my brother hugged me, he nearly broke my ribs. It was like getting hugged by a hug monster.
My teacher hugged me so hard after I failed the test, I felt like I was being folded in half.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blanketing of Hugs
Getting sat on by someone who’s basically a hug blanket wrapped around you like you’re their personal hug snack
My mom sat on me during the movie night. I felt like I was being smothered by a hug blanket.
At the park, my little brother climbed on me like I was a hug couch. I was squished but happy.
My best friend sat on me during the sleepover. I felt like I was being eaten by a hug pillow.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blanketing of Hugs
Getting hugged so much by one person you feel like you're being wrapped in a hug burrito
My friend hugged me for ten minutes straight. I felt like I was being wrapped in a hug burrito.
My mom hugged me so much during the reunion, I felt like I was being folded into a hug blanket.
My boyfriend hugged me so tightly during the date, I felt like I was being stuffed into a hug taco.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blaine V
You poop in your lover’s hands and they poop in yours then you smear the poop everywhere and keep butt-fucking while a guy named David stares like he’s mad.
I pooped in her hand and she pooped in mine and then we smeared each other like we were making a poop cake.
We were butt-fucking and David was watching like he was in a horror movie.
Poop fight turned into a butt-fucking marathon and David was just there like, 'This is my job.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blaine V
You take a dump in your partner’s hands and they dump in yours then you rub the poop all over each other and keep butt-fucking while David looks like he’s been through hell.
I took a dump in her hand and she took one in mine and then we started rubbing poop on each other like it was lotion.
We were butt-fucking and David was watching like he was being tortured.
We covered each other in poop and kept going until David said, 'I’ve seen enough.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blaine V
You dump poop in your partner’s hands and they dump it in yours then you smear each other with poop and keep butt-fucking while David looks like he’s dying.
We dumped each other’s poop in our hands and then smeared it all over like we were making a poop painting.
We kept butt-fucking and David was watching like he was in a poop horror movie.
We covered each other in poop and kept going until David said, 'I’m going to die from this.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blaikie
When your butt moves like it's trying to get out of your pants and flirt with the whole room. Like you're trying to seduce a plate of spaghetti.
My cousin did a Blaikie at the wedding and the whole bar started clapping.
She Blaikied so hard the table shook and my drink spilled.
He Blaikied during the Zoom call and his boss asked if he was drunk or possessed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blaikie
When you're so wasted you're basically a human party balloon. You're loud, you're messy, and you're probably drunk.
At the club, he Blaikied so hard the DJ had to turn up the music.
She Blaikied at the beach party and tried to dance with a lifeguard.
They Blaikied all night and still showed up to work the next day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blaikie
A big, smelly chunk of dirt that lives on your junk when you're too lazy to wash. It smells like old socks and regret.
He had a Blaikie so big it looked like a cheeseburger on his toe.
She found a Blaikie in her sock and screamed like a banshee.
My dog licked my foot and ran away because of the Blaikie.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blackwood
A Blackwood is a human-shaped pile of trash that hates everyone and everything. They probably have a hobby like watching cars or riding bikes just to feel superior.
'That Karen from the mall is a Blackwood. She yelled at me for breathing wrong.'
'My uncle is a Blackwood. He rides his motorcycle just to make me feel bad.'
'She’s a Blackwood. She doesn’t even smile when she eats a whole pizza by herself.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blackwood
In Bridge, a Blackwood is when you make a stupid bet to show off, and it’s just a fancy way of counting who has the most kings.
'I made a Blackwood bid and got roasted by my partner. I only had one ace.'
'Blackwood is just Bridge’s way of saying, 'I’m rich and I don’t care.'
'He did a Blackwood and then lost the game. Classic.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blackwood
Blackwood is a town where retirees turned into drunks and tattooed hicks took over. You step in vomit just to get your mail.
'I went to Blackwood and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s.''
'The Post Office is in a pub. That’s the least Blackwood has ever been.'
'Blackwood used to be cute. Now it’s just a bunch of drunks.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
xs