A Blaikie

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When your butt moves like it's trying to get out of your pants and flirt with the whole room. Like you're trying to seduce a plate of spaghetti.

My cousin did a Blaikie at the wedding and the whole bar started clapping.

She Blaikied so hard the table shook and my drink spilled.

He Blaikied during the Zoom call and his boss asked if he was drunk or possessed.

When you're so wasted you're basically a human party balloon. You're loud, you're messy, and you're probably drunk.

At the club, he Blaikied so hard the DJ had to turn up the music.

She Blaikied at the beach party and tried to dance with a lifeguard.

They Blaikied all night and still showed up to work the next day.

A big, smelly chunk of dirt that lives on your junk when you're too lazy to wash. It smells like old socks and regret.

He had a Blaikie so big it looked like a cheeseburger on his toe.

She found a Blaikie in her sock and screamed like a banshee.

My dog licked my foot and ran away because of the Blaikie.