A Blackwood

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A Blackwood is a human-shaped pile of trash that hates everyone and everything. They probably have a hobby like watching cars or riding bikes just to feel superior.

'That Karen from the mall is a Blackwood. She yelled at me for breathing wrong.'

'My uncle is a Blackwood. He rides his motorcycle just to make me feel bad.'

'She’s a Blackwood. She doesn’t even smile when she eats a whole pizza by herself.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

In Bridge, a Blackwood is when you make a stupid bet to show off, and it’s just a fancy way of counting who has the most kings.

'I made a Blackwood bid and got roasted by my partner. I only had one ace.'

'Blackwood is just Bridge’s way of saying, 'I’m rich and I don’t care.'

'He did a Blackwood and then lost the game. Classic.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Blackwood is a town where retirees turned into drunks and tattooed hicks took over. You step in vomit just to get your mail.

'I went to Blackwood and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s.''

'The Post Office is in a pub. That’s the least Blackwood has ever been.'

'Blackwood used to be cute. Now it’s just a bunch of drunks.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Blackwood is when you take your own junk and stick it up your own butt for no good reason.

'I did a Blackwood at midnight. My dog looked at me like I was crazy.'

'He does Blackwood every day just to annoy his wife.'

'She’s a Blackwood queen. She does it in front of the whole office.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Blackwood is a man who only moves to eat or work. He spends all day on the couch like it’s his job.

'He’s a Blackwood. He didn’t move once all day.'

'My dad is a Blackwood. He works on the couch and eats chips for dinner.'

'She’s a Blackwood. She doesn’t even get up for coffee.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Blackwood is a self-centered loser who thinks they're special and uses people for their own gain.

'That guy is a Blackwood. He used my friend for money.'

'She’s a Blackwood. She thinks everyone is her follower.'

'He’s a Blackwood. He doesn’t even know what real life is.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Blackwood is a grumpy old man who needs attention like it’s oxygen and will take it from anyone, especially women.

'He’s a Blackwood. He asked my mom to marry him just to get attention.'

'That old guy is a Blackwood. He’s been annoying everyone since the 70s.'

'She’s a Blackwood. She takes attention from anyone, even strangers.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago