A Blackwood
A Blackwood is a human-shaped pile of trash that hates everyone and everything. They probably have a hobby like watching cars or riding bikes just to feel superior.
'That Karen from the mall is a Blackwood. She yelled at me for breathing wrong.'
'My uncle is a Blackwood. He rides his motorcycle just to make me feel bad.'
'She’s a Blackwood. She doesn’t even smile when she eats a whole pizza by herself.'