A Blackwood
Blackwood is a town where retirees turned into drunks and tattooed hicks took over. You step in vomit just to get your mail.
'I went to Blackwood and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s.''
'The Post Office is in a pub. That’s the least Blackwood has ever been.'
'Blackwood used to be cute. Now it’s just a bunch of drunks.'