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A Blackwood is a man who only moves to eat or work. He spends all day on the couch like it’s his job.

'He’s a Blackwood. He didn’t move once all day.'

'My dad is a Blackwood. He works on the couch and eats chips for dinner.'

'She’s a Blackwood. She doesn’t even get up for coffee.'