Discover Slang

A CALLE
When you guess something happens before it does, then act like you’re a genius when you’re right, even if it was something dumb.
I said the dog would win the race. I was right. I’m a genius.
I guessed the chicken would come home to roost. I was right. I’m amazing.
I said the pizza would be cold. I was right. I’m a legend.
A CALLE
Claiming something for yourself before anyone else even thinks about it. Like the last piece of pizza, or the best seat in the bus.
I called the last piece of pizza. I ate it before anyone else could.
I called shotgun. I got the front seat. I’m a legend.
I claimed the last soda before the gym class even started.
A CALLE
When you quit the job, the game, or the task, just because you’re too lazy to keep going.
I called it a day after working for three hours. I’m tired.
I quit the game after losing the first round. I’m a quitter.
I left the project because I didn’t want to do anything else.
A CALLE
When you do the task, but you’re too lazy to actually do it right. You just barely get it done.
I did my homework, but I just copied the answers. I didn’t even try.
I cleaned my room, but I left the clothes on the floor. I’m lazy.
I did my math problems, but I got all the answers wrong. I’m a disaster.
A CALLE
Just ask Big Ro. He knows everything, even if he doesn’t.
I asked Big Ro what the answer was. He said 42. I believed him.
I asked Big Ro about the test. He said it was easy. I failed.
I asked Big Ro about the pizza. He said it was delicious. It was.
A CABOOSE LIKE A MOOSE
A giant fanny that makes the whole train look like it’s been run over by a fat kid on a scooter.
My uncle’s backside is a caboose like a moose.
That pizza delivery guy’s butt is a caboose like a moose.
My grandma’s bottom is a caboose like a moose.
A CABOOSE LIKE A MOOSE
A wobbly, drunk, or clumsy dance that looks like a confused goose trying to do the can-can.
At the party, my cousin did a caboose like a moose dance.
My friend’s grandma tried to dance like a caboose like a moose.
That kid from the bus did a caboose like a moose and fell over.
A Byron
A Byron is when some clueless reporter tries to explain something complicated like XML using words that sound fancy but mean nothing. It’s like trying to describe a fart with a dictionary.
XML is like a special alphabet that can turn any computer file into a text. Who even reads that?
That guy explained XML like I was in a math class. I was in a math class and I still didn’t get it.
XML is a specialized alphabet that can capture any kind of computer file as a regular text. What does that even mean? I just want to download my file.
A Byron
A Byron is some guy who’s been through hell but still acts like he’s got it all together. He’s smart, athletic, and kind, but nobody knows how much he hides. He’s like a walking emotion with a secret.
He hides his pain like it’s a treasure map and he’s the only one who knows where the gold is.
He’s so kind and smart, but he doesn’t even know people love him.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll take care of you, but only if you’re the right girl.
A Byron
A Byron is when some guy from Coney Island claims the President of the United States is a Byron. It’s like he’s saying the president is just some random guy from the Bronx who somehow got into politics.
This guy from Coney Island says the president is a Byron. Who even is this guy?
A man from Coney Island says the president is a Byron. I believe him because I’ve seen worse.
Some random guy from Coney Island thinks the president is a Byron. I’m not even mad.
A Byron
A Byron is some guy who looks like he’s got it all together, but he’s actually just full of random hugs and teases. He’s funny, loud, and he’ll make you laugh until you cry.
He teases girls but only in a cute way. He’s like the guy who messes with you but still likes you.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll hug you out of nowhere and then just walk away.
He’s so random and funny, and he’ll make you laugh until you cry.
A Byron
A Byron is when you’re so drunk you can’t walk and your friends have to carry you like you’re some kind of drunk legend. It’s like the whole team carries you like you’re a quarterback who just made a touchdown.
He was so drunk they had to carry him like he was some kind of football legend.
They had to carry him like he was a quarterback who just scored the winning touchdown.
He was too drunk to walk so they had to carry him like he was a god.
A Byron
A Byron is a guy who can make you laugh and slap him at the same time. He’s artistic, he’s weird, and he’s got a life full of ups and downs. He’s like the guy who’s always traveling and eating weird food.
He’s got a weird imagination and he’ll make you laugh and slap him at the same time.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll travel the world and eat weird food just for fun.
He’s artistic, weird, and he’s got a life full of ups and downs.
A Byron
A Byron is the best guy you’ll ever meet. He’s like a friend who’s always there, a guy who’s got the best vibes and the best taste in music.
He’s the best friend you’ll ever have and the best guy you’ll ever meet.
He’s like the friend who’s always there and never judges you.
He’s the kind of guy who’s got the best vibes and the best taste in music.
A C-16
A C-16 is when someone tries to shut you up like you're a loud mouth in a library and they're the librarian with a clipboard and a death wish.
My homie got a C-16 when he tried to yell his opinion in the middle of a Zoom meeting.
The teacher gave me a C-16 for talking during the test like I had nothing better to do.
My little bro got a C-16 from my mom for saying his cousin was ugly.
A C-16
A C-16 is someone who loves to stomp on your thoughts like they're a kid who just stepped on a ant and didn't even say sorry.
My boss gave me a C-16 for saying the company was a mess in front of the whole team.
My cousin got a C-16 from my aunt for telling her she looked like a raccoon in the morning.
My friend got a C-16 from his teacher for saying the math test was impossible.
A Byon of the J
a troll who hides in the dark of facebook and waits for dumb bitches to post something stupid then he jumps on them like they’re a buffet and eats their posts for breakfast
you post a pic of your cat wearing a hat and he comments 'this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen' and then likes your ex’s post
he sends you a dm saying 'i know you’re a loser and i’m gonna prove it'
he posts a fake tweet from your mom saying you’re a failure and it goes viral
A Byon of the J
a sneaky fucker who lurks on facebook and hits you with a random insult when you least expect it like you’re sleeping and your phone rings with a message from him saying 'you’re the worst'
you log on to find 100 notifications from him and he’s laughing at your life choices
he comments on your gym post 'you think you’re fit? you’re a fat blob'
he posts a picture of your face with a mustache and calls you 'mustache man'
A Byon of the J
a facebook ghost who hides in the shadows and jumps on you when you post something stupid and then laughs at you like you’re a joke he tells to his friends
you post a selfie and he replies 'this is the worst selfie i’ve ever seen and i’ve seen my dog’s face'
he sends you a message saying 'i’ve been watching you for weeks and you’re a disaster'
he creates a fake account named 'your ex' and starts liking all your posts
A Bynum
A Bynum is a stupid NBA player who plays for the Lakers and screams 'A Bynum!' like a lunatic to scare people for no damn reason.
'A Bynum!' he screamed in the grocery store. I dropped my bag of chips.
I was eating a sandwich when he yelled it. I choked on my sandwich.
He screamed it in the middle of a Zoom meeting. My boss fired me.
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