A Byon of the J

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a troll who hides in the dark of facebook and waits for dumb bitches to post something stupid then he jumps on them like they’re a buffet and eats their posts for breakfast
you post a pic of your cat wearing a hat and he comments 'this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen' and then likes your ex’s post
he sends you a dm saying 'i know you’re a loser and i’m gonna prove it'
he posts a fake tweet from your mom saying you’re a failure and it goes viral
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a sneaky fucker who lurks on facebook and hits you with a random insult when you least expect it like you’re sleeping and your phone rings with a message from him saying 'you’re the worst'
you log on to find 100 notifications from him and he’s laughing at your life choices
he comments on your gym post 'you think you’re fit? you’re a fat blob'
he posts a picture of your face with a mustache and calls you 'mustache man'
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a facebook ghost who hides in the shadows and jumps on you when you post something stupid and then laughs at you like you’re a joke he tells to his friends
you post a selfie and he replies 'this is the worst selfie i’ve ever seen and i’ve seen my dog’s face'
he sends you a message saying 'i’ve been watching you for weeks and you’re a disaster'
he creates a fake account named 'your ex' and starts liking all your posts
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