Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Bynum is a stupid NBA player who plays for the Lakers and screams 'A Bynum!' like a lunatic to scare people for no damn reason.

'A Bynum!' he screamed in the grocery store. I dropped my bag of chips.

I was eating a sandwich when he yelled it. I choked on my sandwich.

He screamed it in the middle of a Zoom meeting. My boss fired me.

2

To bynum is to elbow someone like they owe you money and you're going to take it by force, even if you're getting wrecked.

He elbowed me in the face during a game. I got a black eye and he got a standing ovation.

He elbowed my mom. She cried. I cried.

He elbowed a kid in the hallway. The kid cried. The kid's mom cried.

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A Bynum is a waste of space. He smells like old pizza and doesn't know how to be a good dad. He's a total failure.

'He's a Bynum,' my uncle said. I wanted to punch him.

My friend's dad is a Bynum. He's a total disaster.

I saw a Bynum at the park. He was crying because he lost a game.

4

Andrew Bynum is a lanky basketball player who plays center for the Lakers. He's tall, weird, and looks like he just walked out of a spaceship.

My cousin said Andrew Bynum looks like a alien. I believed him.

I saw him on TV. He looked like a walking potato.

He's so tall, he blocks the sun. I don't know how he does it.

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Bynum is a word you use to describe someone who's tall, funny, and looks good. Just like Andrew Bynum.

'You're a Bynum!' my friend said. I felt special.

I called my brother a Bynum. He was flattered.

My teacher said I'm a Bynum. I got an A.

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Bynum is when you fail so hard, it's like you're a total disaster. People yell 'Bynum!' at you like it's a curse.

I failed my math test. My friend yelled 'Bynum!' at me.

He missed the shot. We all yelled 'Bynum!' at him.

She tripped and fell. The class yelled 'Bynum!' at her.

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A Bynum is like a creepy god who watches over you and makes you feel bad about your life.

I saw a Bynum in the park. He looked at me and I felt bad.

My brother said Bynum was watching me. I didn't believe him.

I got a Bynum vibe. I went home and cried.