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Chris throws milk at the ceiling and screams, 'I'M BLACK!'

Chris spills milk on his boss and yells 'RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!'

Chris yells 'RRREEEEEEEEEEEE' and throws milk at a cop.

My name is Chris. I’m perfect.

Chris is the name of a god.

Chris is the best name ever given to a human.

Chris is the gayest thing since glitter came to life.

Chris is like a rainbow with a personality.

Chris is so gay, he brought a disco ball to the gym.

Chris is perfect and he knows it.

Chris is the kind of guy who makes you laugh and cry at the same time.

Chris is the best guy you’ll ever meet.

"Why does he always wear glasses?" - Me, during lunch."He called me a faggot!" - Him, screaming in the hallway."He tried to be cool, but he looks like a chicken." - My friend, laughing at him."

"He tried to be cool, but he looked like a pig in a suit." - Me, in math class."He said he's the best. I said, 'You're the worst.'" - My friend, during recess."He thinks he's a king, but he's just a sad clown." - Me, walking past him."

"He's a real-life cunt. I swear." - Me, during homeroom."He looked like a horse. I didn't even need to be mean." - My friend, watching him."He probably smells like a fart." - Me, walking past him."

"That Chow is fluffier than my mom's hair." - Me, in science class."I want to adopt a Chow. It's so cute." - My friend, during lunch."He said he wants a Chow. I said, 'Good luck.'" - Me, watching him."

"I ate a Chow. It was like food, but better." - Me, in the morning."Chow time!" - My friend, during math class."Chow is more important than sleep. I swear." - Me, during lunch."

"He Chowed me like I owed him money." - Me, in homeroom."He Chowed me for no reason. I didn't even do anything." - My friend, during lunch."He Chowed me, and I still don't get why." - Me, walking past him."

"He Chowed me like I was a baby." - Me, in math class."Chow is like being yelled at by a faggot." - My friend, during lunch."He Chowed me for no reason. That's just rude." - Me, walking past him."

I tried to grow a beard for Spring Break. Now it looks like a raccoon bit my face.

My plan to turn my bedroom into a disco was a chode to spring. It ended with me dancing in my pajamas at 3 a. m.

She thought baking a cake for her dog was a chode to spring. Now the dog won't stop licking the floor.

He tried to plant a garden for Spring. Now his yard looks like a war zone.

She decided to dye her hair green for Spring. Now it looks like mold exploded in her head.

He thought a chode to spring was a good idea. Now his life is a mess.

He wore sunglasses inside for Spring. Now he looks like a confused chicken in a sock factory.

She tried to be trendy and wore socks with sandals. Now she looks like a confused chicken at a fashion show.

He tried to impress his crush with a chode to spring. Now he looks like a confused chicken in a cornfield.

He tried to build a treehouse for Spring. Now it collapsed, and he blamed the rain.

She wore flip-flops to a snowstorm. Now she’s blaming the snow for her embarrassment.

He threw a party in the park for Spring. Now it’s raining, and he’s blaming the clouds.

He thought he was a genius and built a rocket for Spring. Now it exploded and he looks like a confused chicken who got hit by a bus.

She tried to turn her house into a tropical paradise for Spring. Now it looks like a confused chicken who got hit by a bus.

He tried to do a chode to spring and now he’s a confused chicken who got hit by a bus.

My brother got a chocolate swirlie because he laughed at my hair.

I gave my math teacher a swirlie after she failed me again.

My crush got a chocolate swirlie because he said I was ugly.

I got a swirlie in the worst toilet in the school.

My friend got a swirlie after he stole my lunch.

I gave my mom a swirlie because she yelled at me.

My long-haired friend got a swirlie in the worst toilet.

I got a swirlie after I made fun of my teacher's hair.

My little brother got a swirlie because he ate my homework.

My friend got a swirlie from his own poop.

I got a swirlie after I used the toilet first.

My teacher got a swirlie from the last kid in the class.