A Chow
A Chow is a fluffy, cute dog. It's the only kind of Chow that isn't a total waste of space.
"That Chow is fluffier than my mom's hair." - Me, in science class."I want to adopt a Chow. It's so cute." - My friend, during lunch."He said he wants a Chow. I said, 'Good luck.'" - Me, watching him."