A Chow

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A Chow is that obnoxious kid who wears glasses and tries to be cool but looks like a dork. He yells at girls like they owe him money.
"Why does he always wear glasses?" - Me, during lunch."He called me a faggot!" - Him, screaming in the hallway."He tried to be cool, but he looks like a chicken." - My friend, laughing at him."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Chow is a fatty, loud, and obnoxious kid who thinks he's the best. He acts like a king, but everyone just laughs at him.
"He tried to be cool, but he looked like a pig in a suit." - Me, in math class."He said he's the best. I said, 'You're the worst.'" - My friend, during recess."He thinks he's a king, but he's just a sad clown." - Me, walking past him."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Chow is another word for a real-life cunt. No one likes him, and he probably has a face like a horse.
"He's a real-life cunt. I swear." - Me, during homeroom."He looked like a horse. I didn't even need to be mean." - My friend, watching him."He probably smells like a fart." - Me, walking past him."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Chow is a fluffy, cute dog. It's the only kind of Chow that isn't a total waste of space.
"That Chow is fluffier than my mom's hair." - Me, in science class."I want to adopt a Chow. It's so cute." - My friend, during lunch."He said he wants a Chow. I said, 'Good luck.'" - Me, watching him."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Chow is a snack, a meal, or a way to tell time. It’s also the third most important thing in life, after food and sleep.
"I ate a Chow. It was like food, but better." - Me, in the morning."Chow time!" - My friend, during math class."Chow is more important than sleep. I swear." - Me, during lunch."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To Chow someone is to yell at them like they did something wrong. It's the worst way to start your day.
"He Chowed me like I owed him money." - Me, in homeroom."He Chowed me for no reason. I didn't even do anything." - My friend, during lunch."He Chowed me, and I still don't get why." - Me, walking past him."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Chow is what happens when you get told off by someone who thinks they're better than you. It's like being scolded by a baby.
"He Chowed me like I was a baby." - Me, in math class."Chow is like being yelled at by a faggot." - My friend, during lunch."He Chowed me for no reason. That's just rude." - Me, walking past him."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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