A Chocolate Swirlie

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A swirlie is when you stick somebodys head in a toilet and flush it. A chocolate swirlie is when you do the same thing but the toilet smells like a dead raccoon.
My brother got a chocolate swirlie because he laughed at my hair.
I gave my math teacher a swirlie after she failed me again.
My crush got a chocolate swirlie because he said I was ugly.
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The worst swirlie ever when the toilet is full of old poop and it smells like a rotten sock.
I got a swirlie in the worst toilet in the school.
My friend got a swirlie after he stole my lunch.
I gave my mom a swirlie because she yelled at me.
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When you make somebodys long hair get all messy in poop water and then flush it.
My long-haired friend got a swirlie in the worst toilet.
I got a swirlie after I made fun of my teacher's hair.
My little brother got a swirlie because he ate my homework.
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A swirlie with poop from the person who did it or from someone else who just used the toilet.
My friend got a swirlie from his own poop.
I got a swirlie after I used the toilet first.
My teacher got a swirlie from the last kid in the class.
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When you give someone a swirlie while you're having sex with them.
I gave my crush a swirlie while we were making out.
My brother got a swirlie during his first date.
I got a swirlie while I was trying to kiss my crush.
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When you poop in somebodys face and put a cone on top and make them eat it.
I gave my brother a chocolate swirlie after he stole my candy.
My crush got a chocolate swirlie because he said I was ugly.
I got a chocolate swirlie from my teacher for being late.
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A drink that smells like a dead animal and is full of poop and cum.
My friend drank a chocolate swirlie and threw up.
I made a chocolate swirlie for my teacher and she ran away.
I drank a chocolate swirlie and my face turned green.
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