Daddy donated a building

My cousin got into Harvard because his dad built a library. He failed algebra.

That guy got into Yale just because his dad paid for the whole school. He can't spell 'academy.'

Daddy donated a building, so she got into Columbia. She cried when she failed math.

His dad built a gym at the school. He got in even though he couldn't read.

She got into Princeton because her dad paid for the whole school. She got a D in history.

Daddy donated a building, so he got into Yale. He flunked every class.

He got into Stanford because his dad built a building. He got a C in science.

She got into Harvard just because her dad donated a building. She failed English.

Daddy paid for the school, so he got into MIT. He can't do long division.