Discover Slang

A smelly, bitter, failed rapper who still thinks he's cool and tries to make you feel bad for not being as good as him.

He sent me a DM: ‘You’re just a fan. I’m a legend.’

He yelled at a kid for not liking his song

He tried to beatbox at a gas station and failed

A drug dealer who acts like he’s your friend and tries to convince you to take more drugs than you need, like he’s your drug therapist.

He gave me three hits of weed and said, ‘You’re not a real person until you’re high.’

He tried to make me smoke a whole blunt by telling me it was ‘the last one’

He said, ‘You look like you need a boost’ and gave me a hit of something that made me cry

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Daddy Day Care

A stupid movie where Eddie Murphy tries to be a babysitter but fails because the kids are annoying little shits and the movie is even worse than Pluto Nash.

My mom said DDC is like watching a kid throw a tantrum for two hours.

I fell asleep during DDC and woke up to a kid crying in my face.

DDC is the reason I hate Eddie Murphy now.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Day Care

Eddie Murphy's worst movie ever, where he and another guy try to look cool while taking care of babies who are louder than a jackhammer.

I watched DDC and my dog started barking at the screen.

DDC is like being stuck in a daycare with no snacks.

My cousin said DDC was worse than math class.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Day Care

A movie so bad it makes Pluto Nash look good. Eddie Murphy tries to be funny, but the kids are just screaming in the background like they're being tortured.

I watched DDC and my brother laughed so hard he cried.

DDC is the reason I hate kids and Eddie Murphy.

I tried to watch DDC but I fell asleep and dreamed about screaming kids.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Day Camp

A scam where dad gets to play with his kid while mom gets a break and a sandwich

Dad: I'm not gonna let you fail this camp. I've failed enough in life.

Kid: I'm not playing with you. You're not cool.

Mom: I paid $150 for this. You better not let him eat the whole pizza.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Day Camp

A fake camp where dad gets to be a kid for an hour and then goes back to work

Dad: I'm the best camp counselor ever. I let them eat cookies for lunch.

Kid: I don't want to play tag. I want to eat the cookies.

Mom: This is the third time he's let them eat the whole pizza.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Day Camp

When dad gets to play with his kid for a few hours and then goes back to being a failure

Dad: I'm not a failure. I'm just a camp counselor.

Kid: I want to go home. I don't like this camp.

Mom: I'm gonna get a refund. This is not worth $150.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Day Camp

A fancy name for dad getting to play with his kid while mom gets a break and a coffee

Dad: I'm not just playing. I'm training them for life.

Kid: I don't want to play. I want my coffee.

Mom: I paid for coffee. He better not drink it all.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Day Camp

A lie told to kids so dad can play with them and then go back to being a loser

Dad: I'm not a loser. I'm a camp counselor.

Kid: I don't believe you. You're a loser.

Mom: He's gonna be a loser forever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Day Camp

A way for dad to get out of work for a few hours and then go back to being a failure

Dad: I'm not a failure. I'm a camp counselor.

Kid: I don't want to play tag. I want to eat the whole pizza.

Mom: I'm gonna get a refund. This is not worth $150.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Dawson

A lousy teacher who looks like Jesus and smells like old socks and regret

"Daddy Dawson? More like Daddy Dampsocks."

He walked in like Jesus, but I swear he had a stink that could make a dead rat cry.

I asked him for help, and he said, 'Son, I've seen more sin in your face than in a Sunday school class.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Dawson

A sweaty, hairy, maths teacher who looks like Jesus but acts like a greasy teenager

He showed us how to solve equations, then asked if any of us wanted to solve his love life.

He said, 'I'm not just a teacher, I'm a math wizard and a part-time heartbreaker.'

He looked like Jesus, but he had a crush on my sister and I knew it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Dawson

A pervert who teaches maths and looks like Jesus, but his eyes say otherwise

He stared at me like he was trying to figure out my soul and my trigonometry homework.

He said, 'I don't just teach math, I teach life... and I've got a 10 out of 10 in life.'

He told me, 'If you don't pass this test, you won't pass my eyes.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Davod

Daddy Davod is a legend who looks like he could cut you in half with his face. He’s got so many kids he might be the reason the school’s roof creaks.

DM: 'Sir, you look like you could eat my face for breakfast.'

Text: 'Daddy Davod just walked in. The whole class shut up.'

Tweet: 'Saw him in a Tintin costume. Still scary.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Davod

Daddy Davod is a god who can make a kitten admit to 9-11. He also beats his brother at badminton like it’s a joke.

Text: 'He made my cat confess to the twin towers. It was a crime.'

DM: 'Just got beaten at badminton by a god.'

Tweet: 'Daddy Davod’s brother is a disgrace.'

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Daddy Davod

Daddy Davod is a myth who looks like a superhero. He has connections in Slough and Uxbridge, and he’s got more kids than a bus.

Text: 'He’s got more kids than a bus. I’m not even sure how.'

Tweet: 'He’s got friends in Slough and Uxbridge. I just have a lunch lady.'

DM: 'He looks like a superhero. I look like I just lost a bet.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Davod

Daddy Davod is a man who can make a kitten confess to 9-11. He also uses his jaw like a knife in food-tech class.

Text: 'He used his face as a knife. It was terrifying.'

DM: 'He made my cat admit to 9-11. It was a mess.'

Tweet: 'Daddy Davod’s jaw is sharper than my teacher’s grading.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Davod

Daddy Davod is a god who’s so handsome he looks like he could eat your face. He’s got more kids than a school has kids.

Text: 'He looked like he could eat my face. I took a step back.'

Tweet: 'He has more kids than our school. I think he’s got a side job.'

DM: 'He’s got more kids than my mom has chores.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Daddy Davod

Daddy Davod is a man who beats his brother at badminton like it’s a joke. He’s also got more kids than a bus driver.

Text: 'He beats his brother at badminton. I just lost to my little brother.'

Tweet: 'He’s got more kids than a bus driver. That’s a lot of kids.'

DM: 'He beats his brother like it’s a joke. I just lost to my mom.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago