Daddy Davod
Daddy Davod is a god who’s so handsome he looks like he could eat your face. He’s got more kids than a school has kids.
Text: 'He looked like he could eat my face. I took a step back.'
Tweet: 'He has more kids than our school. I think he’s got a side job.'
DM: 'He’s got more kids than my mom has chores.'