Daddy double fisting

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Daddy double fisting is when a dad has a beer in one hand and a sippy cup or a juice box in the other, like he’s trying to be cool but still needs a snack.
My dad drinks a beer and sips from a sippy cup like it’s a big deal.
Dad had a beer in one hand and a juice box in the other. He looked like a king.
My dad double fisted while watching cartoons. He was the most proud man I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daddy double fisting is when a dad grabs a beer and a bottle or a sippy cup, because he’s too lazy to stop drinking but still needs to feed the kids.
Dad had a beer and a bottle. He said, 'I’m feeding you and myself.'
He had a beer in one hand and a sippy cup in the other. He was like, 'This is how I do it.'
Dad had a beer and a juice box. He said, 'This is how you survive parenthood.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daddy double fisting is when a dad drinks a beer and also drinks from a sippy cup or a juice box, like he’s trying to be a man but still needs a snack.
Dad had a beer and a sippy cup. He said, 'I’m a man, but I also need juice.'
He drank a beer and a juice box at the same time. I was impressed.
Dad had a beer in one hand and a bottle in the other. He was the king of the house.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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