Dadjokeitus
When your brain turns to sludge and your dad jokes are just the sludge trying to escape.
He told a joke about a horse and a donut. It took 15 minutes and no one laughed.
He said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did it cross again? Because it was tired. Why did it cross again? Because it was confused. Why did it cross again? Because it was tired again.'
He tried to explain why the sky is blue. It involved a banana, a sock, and a very confused cloud.