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when your dad yells about something that happens exactly like he said it would, and you realize he was right all along, but you still hate him for it.
My dad said I'd fail math. I failed math. He was right. I still hate him.
Dad: 'You'll get caught sneaking snacks again.' Me: 'I got caught sneaking snacks again.' Dad: 'I TOLD YOU SO.'
Dad said I'd spill my cereal. I spilled my cereal. He laughed. I cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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when your dad's weird prediction comes true, and you're too tired to argue because you've been yelling at him for 20 years.
Dad: 'You'll end up in jail.' Me: 'I'm in jail.' Dad: 'I told you so.' Me: 'I know. I'm too tired to fight you.'
Dad said I'd lose my phone. I lost my phone. He said 'I told you so' and I said 'I know, I'm not fighting you anymore.'
Dad: 'You'll fail the test.' Me: 'I failed the test.' Dad: 'I told you so.' Me: 'I know. I give up.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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when your dad's annoying prophecy happens exactly as he said, and you're just too angry to care anymore.
Dad: 'You'll get in trouble again.' Me: 'I got in trouble again.' Dad: 'I told you so.' Me: 'I know. I'm just angry.'
Dad said I'd eat all my pizza. I ate all my pizza. He said 'I told you so' and I said 'I'm too angry to care.'
Dad: 'You'll forget your homework.' Me: 'I forgot my homework.' Dad: 'I told you so.' Me: 'I'm too angry to argue.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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