Discover Slang

E-Billie
A f***ing e-girl who thinks her baggy clothes make her look tough, but she still cries over math problems.
"I failed the test. I’m not a loser. I’m a b***h."
"I wear baggy clothes so I don’t have to look at my face."
"I fight with my brother. I fight with my math teacher."
E-Billie
A girl who wears skate brands but can’t even skate and still thinks she’s the best.
"I own five Nike shoes. I don’t need to skate."
"I can’t even do a ollie. I still think I’m awesome."
"I wear the brand, but I can’t do the moves."
E-Billie
A girl who slouches like a f***ing zombie and still thinks she’s stylish.
"I don’t need posture. I have attitude."
"I slouch so hard, my back is going to break."
"I wear my clothes inside out. It’s a fashion statement."
E-Billie
A girl who thinks wearing the same clothes every day makes her look like a rockstar.
"I wear the same hoodie every day. I’m a rockstar."
"I don’t need new clothes. I have a look."
"I look like a f***ing legend. I don’t need to change."
E-Bike Kids
White kids between 13 and 16 who waste their allowance on fancy e-bikes just to ride around like they're in a movie, even though they live in a rich neighborhood and never leave it.
'I'm gonna ride to the mall like a boss.'
'This e-bike is better than my mom's car.'
'We're the E-Bike Gang. No one messes with us.'
E-Bike Kids
Rich kids who think they're tough because they have e-bikes that cost more than their little brother's allowance, even though they never leave their neighborhood and act like they're living in a drama.
'We ride faster than your dad's car.'
'This e-bike is my crown.'
'We're going to ride to the 7-Eleven like it's a war.'
E-Bike Kids
Kids who think they're cool because they have expensive e-bikes, but they live in a fancy neighborhood and only know how to ride around like they're in a bad movie.
'We're the E-Bike Kings.'
'This e-bike is worth more than my allowance.'
'We ride to the gas station like it's a big deal.'
E-Beef
Online beef. When someone is too much of a wimp to fight someone face to face so they hide behind their phone and cuss them out like a f***ing madman.
"You’re the worst gamer ever!", said by a guy who can’t beat you in a game.
"I’m gonna ruin your life!", said by someone who’s never even met you.
"You’re a f***ing loser!", said by someone who’s never even beat you in a game.
E-Beef
Digital beef. A fight that happens on the Internet. Usually involves someone who’s too scared to say anything in real life but has no problem f***ing someone up online.
"You’re the worst friend ever!", said by someone who’s never even been to your house.
"I’m gonna beat you up in real life!", said by someone who’s never even beat you online.
"You’re a total f***ing failure!", said by someone who’s never even beat you in a game.
E-Bayoneted
Getting e-bayoneted means you get totally roasted on E-Bay. You bid on stuff you don’t need, get sucked into a bidding war, and end up with a broken toaster or a fake Louis Vuitton bag.
I bid $100 for a watch that turned out to be a rubber chicken.
I paid $200 for a ‘limited edition’ mug that leaks coffee.
I got e-bayoneted by my ex who bid on my old gym membership.
E-Bayoneted
E-bayoneted is when you’re so dumb on E-Bay you end up paying way too much for junk you don’t want, and you know it was a trap from the start.
I paid $500 for a ‘vintage’ sock that smelled like a garbage can.
I bought a ‘rare’ video game that didn’t even work.
My mom e-bayoneted me by buying me a ‘personalized’ pizza box.
E-Bayoneted
E-bayoneted is when you’re so desperate for a deal on E-Bay that you end up spending a fortune on stuff you don’t need and you hate yourself for it.
I paid $300 for a ‘brand new’ phone that was cracked and broken.
I got e-bayoneted by my friend who bought me a ‘limited edition’ pencil.
I bid $100 for a ‘brand new’ cat that turned out to be a raccoon.
E-Bayoneted
To be e-bayoneted is to be totally destroyed on E-Bay by buying stuff you didn’t want, got tricked into buying, and ended up with something useless.
I paid $200 for a ‘genuine’ pizza that tasted like old bread.
I got e-bayoneted by my brother who bid on my old toothbrush.
I bought a ‘rare’ hat that was just a piece of cardboard.
E-Bayoneted
E-bayoneted is when you’re so stupid on E-Bay that you spend all your money on fake stuff, get tricked into bidding, and end up with nothing but regret.
I paid $150 for a ‘limited’ sock that was just a hole in the ground.
I got e-bayoneted by my dog who bid on my old shoes.
I spent $500 on a ‘rare’ pen that had a broken tip.
E-Bayoneted
E-bayoneted means you’re so bad at E-Bay that you end up paying for things you don’t want, get tricked into bidding, and your wallet is now a sad, broken thing.
I paid $300 for a ‘vintage’ sock that smelled like my brother’s gym bag.
I got e-bayoneted by my neighbor who bid on my old calculator.
I spent $200 on a ‘rare’ pencil that was just a crayon.
E-Battle
A fight where people spit bars online like they're too weak to face each other in real life or too cheap to buy a mic.
You: Bro, you called me a chump? I’ll show you chump.
They: You talkin’ to me? I’m the chump.
You: You’re just a chump with a keyboard.
E-Battle
When two or more losers battle on the internet because they’re too afraid to show their face in public.
DM: Yo, you said I was a f***ing joke? I’ll prove it.
They: You’re just a joke with a phone.
You: You’re the joke, and you’re still f***ing up.
E-Battle
A stupid online battle where people think typing fast makes them a real rapper.
You: I’m typing faster than you, so I’m better.
They: You’re just a keyboard f***ing monkey.
You: You’re the monkey who can’t even spell 'rapper'.
E-Battle
When people too weak to fight in real life just type insults at each other on the internet like it’s a real war.
You: I’ll beat you in this war of words.
They: You can’t even beat me in a real war.
You: You’re just a f***ing loser with a laptop.
E-Battle
A battle where people spit fake rhymes online because they’re too scared to step on stage.
You: I’m spittin’ fire, you’re just spittin’ smoke.
They: You’re just a f***ing kid with a keyboard.
You: You’re the kid who can’t even say 'rhyme' right.
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