E-Bayoneted
E-bayoneted means you’re so bad at E-Bay that you end up paying for things you don’t want, get tricked into bidding, and your wallet is now a sad, broken thing.
I paid $300 for a ‘vintage’ sock that smelled like my brother’s gym bag.
I got e-bayoneted by my neighbor who bid on my old calculator.
I spent $200 on a ‘rare’ pencil that was just a crayon.