E-Bayoneted

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Getting e-bayoneted means you get totally roasted on E-Bay. You bid on stuff you don’t need, get sucked into a bidding war, and end up with a broken toaster or a fake Louis Vuitton bag.

I bid $100 for a watch that turned out to be a rubber chicken.

I paid $200 for a ‘limited edition’ mug that leaks coffee.

I got e-bayoneted by my ex who bid on my old gym membership.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-bayoneted is when you’re so dumb on E-Bay you end up paying way too much for junk you don’t want, and you know it was a trap from the start.

I paid $500 for a ‘vintage’ sock that smelled like a garbage can.

I bought a ‘rare’ video game that didn’t even work.

My mom e-bayoneted me by buying me a ‘personalized’ pizza box.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-bayoneted is when you’re so desperate for a deal on E-Bay that you end up spending a fortune on stuff you don’t need and you hate yourself for it.

I paid $300 for a ‘brand new’ phone that was cracked and broken.

I got e-bayoneted by my friend who bought me a ‘limited edition’ pencil.

I bid $100 for a ‘brand new’ cat that turned out to be a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

To be e-bayoneted is to be totally destroyed on E-Bay by buying stuff you didn’t want, got tricked into buying, and ended up with something useless.

I paid $200 for a ‘genuine’ pizza that tasted like old bread.

I got e-bayoneted by my brother who bid on my old toothbrush.

I bought a ‘rare’ hat that was just a piece of cardboard.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-bayoneted is when you’re so stupid on E-Bay that you spend all your money on fake stuff, get tricked into bidding, and end up with nothing but regret.

I paid $150 for a ‘limited’ sock that was just a hole in the ground.

I got e-bayoneted by my dog who bid on my old shoes.

I spent $500 on a ‘rare’ pen that had a broken tip.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-bayoneted means you’re so bad at E-Bay that you end up paying for things you don’t want, get tricked into bidding, and your wallet is now a sad, broken thing.

I paid $300 for a ‘vintage’ sock that smelled like my brother’s gym bag.

I got e-bayoneted by my neighbor who bid on my old calculator.

I spent $200 on a ‘rare’ pencil that was just a crayon.

by Slangipedia 14d ago