E-Bayoneted
E-bayoneted is when you’re so stupid on E-Bay that you spend all your money on fake stuff, get tricked into bidding, and end up with nothing but regret.
I paid $150 for a ‘limited’ sock that was just a hole in the ground.
I got e-bayoneted by my dog who bid on my old shoes.
I spent $500 on a ‘rare’ pen that had a broken tip.