E-Bayoneted
E-bayoneted is when you’re so dumb on E-Bay you end up paying way too much for junk you don’t want, and you know it was a trap from the start.
I paid $500 for a ‘vintage’ sock that smelled like a garbage can.
I bought a ‘rare’ video game that didn’t even work.
My mom e-bayoneted me by buying me a ‘personalized’ pizza box.