E-Bayoneted
To be e-bayoneted is to be totally destroyed on E-Bay by buying stuff you didn’t want, got tricked into buying, and ended up with something useless.
I paid $200 for a ‘genuine’ pizza that tasted like old bread.
I got e-bayoneted by my brother who bid on my old toothbrush.
I bought a ‘rare’ hat that was just a piece of cardboard.