E-Bayoneted - E-bayoneted is when you’re so desperate for a deal on E-Bay

E-bayoneted is when you’re so desperate for a deal on E-Bay that you end up spending a fortune on stuff you don’t need and you hate yourself for it.

I paid $300 for a ‘brand new’ phone that was cracked and broken.

I got e-bayoneted by my friend who bought me a ‘limited edition’ pencil.

I bid $100 for a ‘brand new’ cat that turned out to be a raccoon.