Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fight where people spit bars online like they're too weak to face each other in real life or too cheap to buy a mic.

You: Bro, you called me a chump? I’ll show you chump.

They: You talkin’ to me? I’m the chump.

You: You’re just a chump with a keyboard.

2

When two or more losers battle on the internet because they’re too afraid to show their face in public.

DM: Yo, you said I was a f***ing joke? I’ll prove it.

They: You’re just a joke with a phone.

You: You’re the joke, and you’re still f***ing up.

3

A stupid online battle where people think typing fast makes them a real rapper.

You: I’m typing faster than you, so I’m better.

They: You’re just a keyboard f***ing monkey.

You: You’re the monkey who can’t even spell 'rapper'.

4

When people too weak to fight in real life just type insults at each other on the internet like it’s a real war.

You: I’ll beat you in this war of words.

They: You can’t even beat me in a real war.

You: You’re just a f***ing loser with a laptop.

5

A battle where people spit fake rhymes online because they’re too scared to step on stage.

You: I’m spittin’ fire, you’re just spittin’ smoke.

They: You’re just a f***ing kid with a keyboard.

You: You’re the kid who can’t even say 'rhyme' right.

6

A dumb online fight where people think they’re tough just because they type mean stuff.

You: I’m the toughest guy in this chat.

They: You’re just a f***ing weakling with a screen.

You: You’re the weakling who can’t even type straight.