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E-Battle
A dumb online fight where people think they’re tough just because they type mean stuff.
You: I’m the toughest guy in this chat.
They: You’re just a f***ing weakling with a screen.
You: You’re the weakling who can’t even type straight.
E-Baps
When you take stupid pictures of your baps and post them online just to pretend you're cool. You're doing it because you think you're ugly and you need everyone else to like you.
My baps are so big, they look like they're about to fight me.
I took a selfie with my baps and my face, and it looks like a horror movie.
I posted my baps and got 2 likes. That's more than my ex.
E-Baps
Posting your baps online like it's the most important thing in the world. You do it because you're too lazy to fix your life and you hope someone will love you for it.
I took a picture of my baps at 3 a. m. and posted it. No one cared.
My baps are so bad, they should be in a cage.
I posted my baps and my dog laughed at me.
E-Baps
When you show off your baps on the internet like they’re going to save your life. It's usually because you're too self-centered to realize how dumb you look.
I took a bap pic and captioned it 'My baps are legendary.' No one believed me.
My baps are so big, they’ve started their own religion.
I posted my baps and my mom asked if I was trying to get a date.
E-Banging
E-Banging is when you go online and try to act like you're in a gang. It's like fake gangsta bragging, where posers lie about being tough, or real gangstas try to flex their power on message boards and chatrooms. It's weak because no one can hurt you online.
Yo, I just shot 5 people at the corner store. You ain't even got a job.
I’m the king of the block. You’re just a nobody who texts in all caps.
I’m in the Bloods. You’re in the 400s. Don’t even know what that means.
E-Banging
E-Banging is when you try to sound tough online, even though you're not. It's like a bunch of losers trying to be cool by lying about their life, or real gangstas trying to fight on the internet, where no one gets hurt.
I just robbed a bank. You're still waiting for the bus.
I’m in the Crips. You’re in the 600s. You don’t even know what the 600s are.
I just killed my homie. You’re still waiting for your pizza.
E-Banging
E-Banging is when you try to act like you're in a gang, but you're just typing on a phone. It's for people who think they're tough, but they're just making up stories, or real gangstas trying to show off on the internet, where it's safe.
I just popped a cap in the lobby. You're still waiting for the elevator.
I’m the king of the block. You're just a nobody who texts too much.
I just shot my homie. You're still waiting for your lunch.
E-Banging
E-Banging is when you try to be a gangsta online, but you're not even trying. It's when people lie about being tough or real gangstas flex on the internet, where there's no danger, just stupid people talking.
I just killed my homie. You're still waiting for your coffee.
I'm the king of the block. You're just a nobody who can't even spell 'block'.
I just popped a cap in the lobby. You're still waiting for the elevator.
E-Banging
E-Banging is when you try to be a gangsta on the internet. It's for people who lie about being tough or real gangstas who try to flex on message boards, but no one gets hurt. It's just fake bragging.
I just shot 3 people at the corner store. You're still waiting for the bus.
I'm the king of the block. You're just a nobody who texts in all caps.
I just killed my homie. You're still waiting for your pizza.
E-Balling
Bragging online like a boss, but turning into a shrimp when you actually see the person face to face.
Hey, I called your mom a fat cow online!
I said your face looks like a melted candle!
I told your boss you're a bad employee, and I'm not even your boss.
E-Balling
They got balls online like they’re made of steel, but in real life, they’re more like a jellyfish.
He called me a donkey on Twitter, but when I saw him, he ran away!
She said I’m a bad cook online, but when I showed up at her house, she cried!
He said he’d beat me up online, but he got scared when I showed up with a bat.
E-Balling
Some nobody back office worker sends you a rage-filled email because their boss is a screaming chicken.
Your boss called you a bad employee, so this kid sent you an email that was 3 pages long!
Some guy who works in the mail room sent you an email that was all caps and full of swear words!
Your boss screamed at the office, so this kid sent you an email that looked like it was typed by a angry raccoon.
E-Balling
A group of people who take pills, then roll around on the floor like a bunch of confused cats, trying to touch each other.
They took pills and rolled around like a bunch of squirrels!
They were all high and laying in a pile, touching each other like they’re in love!
They took pills and started making out like they were best friends.
E-Balling
You make a hacky sack with two face masks, rubber bands, and random stuff like caps and paper. Then you write Kell-E on it and call it a day.
I took two masks, stuck them together with rubber bands, and filled it with paper clips and bottle caps!
I made a ball out of masks and rubber bands and named it after my boss!
I made a hacky sack with face masks and paper, and then I wrote Kell-E on it!
E-Balling
You're the king of online fights, always winning and making people look like babies.
I beat him up online and he cried like a baby!
I won the argument and he walked away like he was defeated!
I told him he was a loser online, and he didn’t even reply!
E-BROD
when a group of loud boys scream and yell like they’re being tortured just to make you lose your mind and keep you from sleeping.
My roommate did the e-brod at 2 a. m. because he had a crush on my sister.
The e-brod started during math class because he forgot his calculator.
He did the e-brod in the middle of the night just to see if I’d punch him.
E-BROD
when a boy goes full lunatic at night just to annoy you and make you want to throw things.
He did the e-brod because he was mad I didn’t text him back.
He did the e-brod at midnight just to bother me while I was eating pizza.
He did the e-brod because he thought I was in his head.
E-BROD
when a boy acts like he’s dying just to keep you from sleeping and make you want to cry.
He did the e-brod because he forgot his phone.
He did the e-brod in the middle of the night because he thought I was his enemy.
He did the e-brod because he had no idea what time it was.
E-BROD
when a boy screams and yells like he’s on fire just to keep you from sleeping and make you mad.
He did the e-brod because he was mad I didn’t like his TikTok.
He did the e-brod at 1 a. m. because he thought I was a ghost.
He did the e-brod because he had a brain fart.
E-BROD
when a boy yells and screams like he’s being chased by a monster just to keep you up and make you angry.
He did the e-brod because he had a crush on my dog.
He did the e-brod at 3 a. m. because he had no life.
He did the e-brod because he thought I was his brother.
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