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E-BROD
when a boy loses his mind and screams like he’s been kicked by a donkey just to keep you from sleeping and make you yell back.
He did the e-brod because he had a crush on my mom.
He did the e-brod in the middle of the night because he had no brain.
He did the e-brod because he thought I was his dad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BOP
A bunch of farts who bounce around like crazy to electronic beats, mostly the ones that make your head feel like it's about to explode.
I’m at this e-bop party and I can’t tell if I’m dancing or having a seizure.
My cousin joined an e-bop group and now he’s obsessed with DJing and wearing neon pants.
I tried to e-bop and I just ended up faceplanting into a keg.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BOP
When you grab your meat and start jerking it like it’s your last day on Earth, and you do it so hard you might as well be doing the cha-cha with your penis.
My brother e-bops in the bathroom at 2 AM and doesn’t stop until his hair starts falling out.
I e-bop so loud my mom thinks the house is on fire.
I tried to e-bop during math class, and the teacher gave me a detention for ‘excessive e-bop behavior.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BOP
When you jerk off, and it’s so good it feels like you’re getting a standing ovation from the whole universe.
I e-bop every day after work because my boss is a giant pain in the ass.
I e-bop so much I can do it in my sleep, and I still don’t get any respect.
My little brother e-bops in the middle of the living room and doesn’t care if anyone sees him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BOP
A stupid meme that gets stuck in your brain and makes you laugh so hard you might cry, and it goes boom like a firecracker.
I saw this e-bop meme and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
My friend sent me the e-bop meme and I still can’t stop laughing.
I e-bop so much I turned my phone into a e-bop machine.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BOP
A person who’s so easy to sleep with they might as well be wearing a sign that says ‘Take me now, I’m worth it.’
My friend’s e-bop is so easy she’ll sleep with anyone who gives her a pizza.
I met this e-bop at the bar and he slept with me after one drink.
My cousin’s e-bop is so good she sleeps with guys she doesn’t even like.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BJ
A person who gives another person a face full of snot and cum through the internet.
Bro sent me a video of him eating my face. I’m not even mad.
My mom logged into my account and started talking to my crush. I died.
He said it was a ‘stream’ but it was just me screaming into a sock.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BJ
A human who gives another human a blow job through a screen, like they’re both stuck in a Zoom call from hell.
My teacher made me do it live during class. I got a D.
He said it was a ‘virtual date’ but it was just me and a lollipop.
I gave my dad a BJ through my laptop. He cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BJ
A person who spits out a BJ over the internet like it's a snack.
She sent me a video of her eating a hot dog. It was a BJ. I was confused.
My crush sent me a picture of his face. It was a BJ. I was annoyed.
He sent me a voice note of him eating my face. I was horrified.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BJ
A person who gives another person a BJ over the internet like it’s a normal thing to do.
I told my crush I was doing it live. He cried.
My mom started a BJ stream and my dad joined. It was chaos.
He sent me a video of him eating my face. I gave him a 1-star review.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BJ
A person who gives another person a BJ through the internet like it's a birthday gift.
He sent me a BJ for my birthday. I didn’t ask for it.
My crush sent me a BJ. I screamed into my pillow.
My mom sent me a BJ. I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BJ
A person who gives another person a BJ over the internet like it's a job.
I got a BJ for my job. I was confused.
He sent me a BJ. It was 8 hours long.
My crush gave me a BJ. I got promoted.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BIFF
When someone is too far away to get a good face full of slap, so you send them a digital punch to the noggin instead.
I just got an E-BIFF from my ex because she still thinks I’m her boyfriend.
My mom sent me an E-BIFF after I told her I was quitting school.
My brother got an E-BIFF from his teacher after he ate a whole bag of chips during class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-BIFF
An E-BIFF is like a smoke break but for people who think a vape is the same as a cigarette, and also a way to cuss someone out from far away.
My friend got an E-BIFF from his dad because he forgot to do his homework.
My neighbor got an E-BIFF from his girlfriend because he kept texting her during their date.
My cousin got an E-BIFF from his uncle because he ate the last slice of pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-B-M
Like a god but with more f***ing smarts and way less f***ing dumbness. Still better than 1whiskered1, even when 1whiskered1 is high on f***ing snacks.
E-B-M just solved a math problem in my head and called me a f***ing idiot.
E-B-M can beat 1whiskered1 at chess blindfolded and still has time to laugh at him.
E-B-M figured out my entire life plan and told me to f***ing stop being lazy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-B-M
When someone tries to do something and messes it up, you yell 'sbem' so hard it f***ing echoes. You also have to make a face that looks like you just got f***ed by life.
He tried to cook and set the f***ing kitchen on fire. SBEM!
She tried to talk and sounded like a f***ing robot. SBEM!
He tried to dance and looked like a f***ing confused goat. SBEM!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-Argument
A fight between people using only electronics. No talking just pure trash-talking through screens.
Why are you still single? You’re like a broken phone.
You’re not even cute. You’re like a expired snack.
I could beat you in a dance-off. You can’t even beat me in a text battle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-Argument
A screaming match through devices. No real people just angry messages and fake sadness.
You’re like a broken printer. You just keep going wrong.
You’re not even mad. You’re just sad. And that’s not cute.
I would have passed you in school. You’re like a ghost.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-Argument
A war of words through gadgets. No sounds just pure hatred typed out in all caps.
YOU’RE LIKE A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH.
I WOULD HAVE DIED BEFORE I TALKED TO YOU.
YOU’RE NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON. YOU’RE A TEXT MESSAGE.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
E-Argument
A fight that happens only on phones or computers. No real people just fake drama and more fake drama.
You’re like a broken toaster. You just keep burning everything.
You’re not even dramatic. You’re just fake.
You’re like a bad movie. No plot, just bad acting.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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